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 Post subject: Patient trapped in a 23-year 'coma' was conscious all along
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:01 pm 
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... along.html

Holy shit. Just holy shit.

What would it be like to be unable to do anything for 23 years, while everyone you love thinks you're a vegetable?

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I'd be rustled.
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That really sucks.

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i have no mouth and i must scream

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oh god oh god that is so fucking creepy

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daisies... That would be just hellish.

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I'd kill myself, except I couldn't move...

IT'S HELL

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That is unfathomably horrible.

I think most would go insane in a state like that.
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Cafall wrote:
i have no mouth and i must scream

good book/story

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Leoj wrote:
Cafall wrote:
i have no mouth and i must scream

good book/story


Except Harlan Ellison didn't write this story.

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Wikipedia informs me that he is the author.


But wasn't that also a videogame?

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Dear god, I'd want to die if that happened to me.
Bacon wrote:
Wikipedia informs me that he is the author.


But wasn't that also a videogame?

Yes.
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I'd probably go MOTHERFUCKING CRAZY!

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When I first read the title I thought it was like some zany sitcom situation where the dude pretended to be comatose to avoid the stresses and strains of everyday life.

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