Superpowers

Dimm · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:11 pm

I'm going to be stereotypical and say "Flying" just because fuck it all I like flying.

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:55 pm

Immortality because you can do anything eventually.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:07 pm

Fooflyer wrote:

Immortality because you can do anything eventually.

Immortality would suck, no offense and all. You'd run out of things to do eventually. You'd just sit around being bored and listless. What if the whole universe implodes and you end up floating out in space?

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:07 pm

Everything has a price.

Dimm · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:08 pm

lyrasen wrote:

Fooflyer wrote:

Immortality because you can do anything eventually.

Immortality would suck, no offense and all. You'd run out of things to do eventually. You'd just sit around being bored and listless. What if the whole universe implodes and you end up floating out in space?

Create your own universe as a God?

Crawfish · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:45 pm

Yeah, you still have all the bacteria in your body. Find a couple slabs of space meteorite, lick them, and watch your new biome grow!

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

lyrasen wrote:

Fooflyer wrote:

Immortality because you can do anything eventually.

Immortality would suck, no offense and all. You'd run out of things to do eventually. You'd just sit around being bored and listless. What if the whole universe implodes and you end up floating out in space?

Start punching people in the face. Get sued, and arrested? Wait...start punching people again. Just to fuck with the police force, basically.

Looper. · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:29 pm

Food! The ability to make any food I'd like at any given moment. Immortality sounds neat too.

Mr. Mander · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:32 pm

I would choose Superhuman Luck.

I do recall one superhero from Marvel who was supernaturally lucky. His body actually emitted something that made everything turn out well for him. Whether it was winning the lottery when he needed cheddar or having a foe struck by a bolt of lightning, he always got his way.

Tatzel · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:35 pm

Hmm... kinda sounds like my ability Mander. Well, it's not that extreme, mind you... but things kind of always turn out good for me.
But I wouldn't mind it on a more extreme way.

Also, it wasn't just Marvel. There is also

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:59 pm

TATZEL'S A SUPER HERO

Tatzel · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:03 am

I wish Bacon, I wish...

Miranda · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:01 am

Something like never having to sleep or feeling tired so I can get all my work done.
I guess that not having to do any work would be better.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:52 pm

Super leg strength, which would give me slightly-above-human level speed and jumping ability. I would run across rooftops and kick-jump off walls.

Basically super-Parkour abilities.

Xeraphem · **Posted:** Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:24 am

I began talking with my friend about these superpowers, and he said he wished he had the ability to give ANYTHING he touched an orgasm... Yeah. Grab hold of your steering wheel and the horn will go off "for no reason." Try to turn on the radio and get multiple bursts of white noise.

Personally, if it were me, I'd be running down the streets giving people high-fives as fast as possible.

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