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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:17 am 
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If it meant not being a virgin anymore.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
If it meant not being a virgin anymore.


YOU KNOW

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO COULD CHANGE THAT

THEY'RE CALLED PROSTITUTES

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Man, what if you couldn't even please yourself. That would just be depressing.


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Lolita wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
If it meant not being a virgin anymore.


YOU KNOW

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO COULD CHANGE THAT

THEY'RE CALLED PROSTITUTES

Yea, but that costs cheddar

Then again, cloning yourself or whatev would probably cost more.

Ohk yea go for the Hookers Def.

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I'd tap myself like the fist of an angry god.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Lolita wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
If it meant not being a virgin anymore.


YOU KNOW

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO COULD CHANGE THAT

THEY'RE CALLED PROSTITUTES

Yea, but that costs cheddar

Then again, cloning yourself or whatev would probably cost more.

Ohk yea go for the Hookers Def.


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No.
But this topic reminds me of something. I hear some people here speak a bit of German.
This is for you.

... also I'm pretty sure we had this once before, but never mind.

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Yeah, we did.


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I'd have sex with myself.

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That's because no one will let you have sex with them


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
If it meant not being a virgin anymore.

Why do I love this reason so much.

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Sex?! C'mon guys, think big! Do you realise how easy it is to take over the world with an exact duplicate of yourself?


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... Not very?


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