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How should I continue the story?
Poll ended at Sun May 31, 2009 9:23 pm
Written Replies? (faster movement) 10%  10%  [ 2 ]
Drawn Posts. (Illustrations) 90%  90%  [ 18 ]
Total votes : 20
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Kalekemo
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HE'S A MAN-BABY! EW

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epona4
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((There's a part 2 for this update but for some reason I feel really tired. I've been sleeping all day yet I feel fatigued. So I'm gonna stop for a little while and take a nap. Then I'll just finish the second part if I wake up before tomorrow.))

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Grab pumpkin.

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What pumpkin?


Hey! Maybe you could use that file on the table to get out of here!
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Derp derp derp derp!
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You try to use the file as a lock pick, it's not working either. The file brakes!
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You get naked and attempt to lasso your items from the table using your clothes. You can't bear to rip them up and all you make is the moron short rope.
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You summon the dark forces of beyond! Surely they will help you get out of this predicament!
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They won't listen to you 'cause you're naked.
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...okay enough of thinking and doing stupid things! You need to get out of here and there's only one way!
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You start singing a harmonious melody of telling the word of your-
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yells a guard from another room. You comply.
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((if you didn't read the top, there's more to this update.))
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Fooflyer
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THAT WAS PROGRESSIVE

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Yeili
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I love that 'Dark Forces' picture. Made me laugh out loud.

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Fooflyer
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nippppppppppppppppppppppples
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Clear Blue
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Hey, isn't there a key on the floor? Why not use it?

EDIT: Got page.

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Karilyn
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Clear Blue wrote:
Hey, isn't there a key on the floor? Why not use it?

Oh yeah, that key will work great for digging.

Solve this problem like you have many times in the past. Dig a hole out using the key. If the floor is made of rock, dig harder.

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Fooflyer
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How about just digging under the gate?
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Rita
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Also put your trenchcoat back on. Red might see you when you escape, and demand Pika back after seeing you're part of Team Rocket.


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BANANA
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Grab the key and throw it out the window.
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Game Angel
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Grab key and shoot the guard with it.

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Tatzel
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Game Angel wrote:
Grab key and shoot the guard with it.


This. I had to laugh so hard about that.

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lyra/dicks
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If you do get out swallow the key.

It adds dramatic effect.

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Key is rusty. Swallowing would incur tetanus, followed by death.
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epona4
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Key? What the fuck are you talking about?

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