AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Mystic Mollusc: GET IN THE SIDECAR
Torizo: WHAT
Torizo: NO
Torizo: THERE'S A LION IN THE SIDECAR
Mystic Mollusc: JESUS CHRIST ITS A SIDECAR
Mystic Mollusc: GET IN THE LION
Torizo: THIS IS SO BACKWARDS
Mystic Mollusc: SIDECAR ITS A LION
Mystic Mollusc: GET IN THE JESUS CHRIST
Torizo: ...
Torizo: Hellooooo

dimmscl: similar to this maybe?
Torizo: ...what
dimmscl: I was talking to someone else XD
Torizo: ...
Torizo: BLUBBER
dimmscl: ...yeah XD
Torizo: DAMMIT
Torizo: HOLD ON
Torizo: He told me that I needed to think of Grommit
dimmscl: You do!
Torizo: WHAT?!
dimmscl: Wallace and Grommit!
Torizo: WHY SO MUCH WALLACE AND GROMMIT.
dimmscl: because it's good ;-;
Torizo: ...Okay, I give you that.
dimmscl: >:3
dimmscl: SIDELIOOOOON
Torizo: l:<

Torizo: BLUBBER
Mystic Mollusc: YES
Torizo: IMMA SOCK YOU IN THE FACE
Torizo: *SOCK*
Mystic Mollusc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mystic Mollusc: THINK OF GROMIT
Torizo: I HAVEN'T WASHED THAT ONE YET EITHER
Torizo: ...
Torizo: WHAT?!
Mystic Mollusc: Wait, why am I getting shouted at?
Torizo: You got Dimm to send me pictures of a sidecar
Torizo: *copypasta conversation with Dimm*
Mystic Mollusc: GAH
Mystic Mollusc: Wait.
Torizo: WHA
Mystic Mollusc: YOU TWO TALK TO EACH OTHER
Mystic Mollusc: OH GOD
Mystic Mollusc: THE TROUBLE IM IN
Mystic Mollusc: No more sidecar talk.
Mystic Mollusc: Ever.
Mystic Mollusc: To anyone
Torizo: YES.

I FEEL BETRAYED

[10:07:06 PM] Scabby: I've been wondering, what's the name for a Japanese person who wants to be American?
[10:07:09 PM] Trenny Crane: GOOBLE GOBBLE

[10/16/2009 1:35:57 AM] Katida: you have a glass eye?
[10/16/2009 1:36:03 AM] Katida: or only one working eye?
[10/16/2009 1:36:12 AM] Dr. Foo: BOTH
[10/16/2009 1:36:14 AM] Dr. Foo: HHAHAHA
[10/16/2009 1:36:29 AM] Dr. Foo: I LOST THE OTHER ONE
[10/16/2009 1:36:35 AM] Katida: you are a scholor and a gentlemen and I am pleased to work with you on this project

[14:54] MysticMollusc: Xabyrnidn't you dimm?
[14:54] MysticMollusc: OH GOD I PASTED BY ACCIDENT
[14:54] Dimm: dowhanow
[14:54] MysticMollusc: NEVERMIND THAT
[14:54] MysticMollusc: YOU NEVER SEEN THAT
[14:54] MysticMollusc: IM OFFLINE
[14:54] MysticMollusc: SHHHHHHH

WE CAME WE SAW WE KICKED ITS booty

[3:06:59 PM] Unblargh: It says you're playing something but it won't tell me what
[3:07:15 PM] Trenny Crane: I'm playing Half Life 2: Deathmatch
[3:07:41 PM] Unblargh: Why can't it just say that :I
[3:07:48 PM] Trenny Crane: No clue :T
[3:08:16 PM] Trenny Crane: Oh
[3:08:17 PM] Trenny Crane: I know why
[3:08:24 PM] Trenny Crane: I'm not actually playing it yet
[3:08:47 PM] Unblargh: TRENNICUS: IN GAME
[3:08:47 PM] Unblargh: WHAT GAME
[3:08:56 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: TRENNICUS: THE GAME
[3:09:00 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: THE GAME
[3:09:00 PM] Trenny Crane: FFFFFFFFFf
[3:09:02 PM] Trenny Crane: WAIT
[3:09:07 PM] Trenny Crane: You can play me? ':3
[3:09:09 PM] Unblargh: THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AWESOME GAME
[3:09:11 PM] Unblargh: I WANNA PLAY TRENNICUS
[3:09:18 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: TRENNICUS: THE GAME: THE GAME
[3:09:19 PM] Trenny Crane: TRENNICUS IS MY MAIN
[3:09:32 PM] Trenny Crane: [3:08:56 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: TRENNICUS: THE GAME
[3:09:36 PM] Trenny Crane: New quote?
[3:09:46 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: TRENNICUS: THE GAME: THE GAMENING 2
[3:10:03 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: AND GAYMEN!
[3:10:22 PM] Unblargh: TRENNICUS: THE GAME: THE MOVIE
[3:10:31 PM] Unblargh: 5 STARS
[3:10:38 PM] Unblargh: WOULD WATCH AGAIN
[3:10:41 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: TRENNICUS: THE GAME: THE MOVIE: THE GAME
[3:10:46 PM] Trenny Crane: AHAH!
[3:10:47 PM] Trenny Crane: AH
[3:10:53 PM] Trenny Crane: YOU GUYS o///o!
[3:10:59 PM] Sefenestrator2.0: Because of the inevitable movie game release

I was testing you and you passed!

Also:

Because I couldn't fit it all in my signature.

What?