AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I refuse to change my opinion of this movie as I refuse to change my opinion of Mathew Broderick's Inspector Gadget.

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Have you even seen it? The movie was so horrible, that it was sheer poetry in motion. It's the fucking Mona Lisa of movies, if Mona Lisa was goatse.

No. Fuck off. I have rewatched the original trilogy several times, and I can say without a doubt that they are infinitely better than ALL of the prequels.

Episode 1: Let's dumb this shit down and make it a kid's movie! OH! Also midichlorians! Don't mind me, I'll just be over here taking a giant shit all over the established canon!

Episode 2: LOVE LOVE LOVEY LOVE LOVE! Who the fuck watches Star Wars for romance stories? About all the romance we got in the originals was Han/Leia, and that was kept to a bare minimum.

Episode 3: CRAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! Jesus fucking Christ they made Anakin EMO! He's supposed to turn to the dark side, but out of ANGER, not BAAAAWWWWWW! The ending was incredibly rushed, and the way it was written will ruin the films for future generations who try and watch the series in chronological order. Also, after kicking booty and taking names in the Clone Wars cartoon, suddenly General Grievous is a total pussy, apparently.

You also seem to be assuming that everyone here watched the original movies as a kid, and is looking back with nostalgia goggles. You neglect the fact that even adults, who saw the originals as adults and the prequels as adults, still prefer the originals. The story was more coherent, the acting was better, they kept a consistent style throughout all three movies, and the characters were far more likable.

Care to give me even ONE aspect in which the prequels surpassed the originals?

Super Mario Brothers Movie > Either Star Wars Trilogy

Now you're just trolling.

Naw. Super Mario Brothers Movie was so bad, it was good.

Star Wars is just plain bad.

Zombieland, Pineapple Express, Die Hard Trilogy, Ghostbusters, Sin City and The Spirit

these are the only films you will need to see ever

YREAH

Now I KNOW you're trolling. Or would you care to state an argument some time today?

Poor Xabryn. Only five pages in and it becomes a flame fest.

Anyways! Office Space, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead and that one movie that's like Hamlet, only with lions.

I actually really like the Super Mario Bros. movie, haha...

Also, Hamlet 2 is really really really funny. Or maybe that's just because I get all the drama jokes. Whatever guys, just watch it (plus Joseph Julian Soria is really hot okay whatever).

It's science fiction without science. Yay magic in outer space. Yay plot which is roughly equivalent to your average soap opera.

Alien life forms, Jetpacks, blasters with adjustable settings (stun, lethal ammo, etc.) androids, rocket launcher backpacks, spaceships, FREEZING PEOPLE IN CARBONITE! Mechanical appendages; Lazers with the ability to focus into a single beam instead of passing through each other haphazardly; The prequels termed the Force as microscopic organisms living within our body, allowing people to use them with enough training. Shit as it is, it's science fiction.

Keep a' trollin', my friend.

This is exactly why I forsake the movies and hide away with the Knights of the Old Republic games.