AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can imagine Aaron, Flint, and Lucian having wild sex with each other. Then you throw in Grandma Bertha and things get less spicy.

She's old, so she'll settle for whatever she can get her hands (and other parts.. ewww) on...

I'm not sure those guys will let her touch them though. They're all bishounen with skinny bodies and handsome faces. They're gonna let some wrinkle bag touch them?

I personally think it's the other way around. Bertha is filming the guys and Cynthia have sex. She then makes a copy for her own enjoyment and uses the tapes for blackmail so that she can aspire to be champion herself.

But she's forgetting that old people aren't allowed to be champions.

Epona, stop Yaoi-ing up this thread. Geez, you're like a little girl!


Well, a little girl known for Yaoi-ing up threads.

Well you make it pretty obvious that Dude and his fabulous Scarf and beret combo are gay. I'm sure he's enjoying the thoughts.

Or trying to yell that he's not gay, while a confused Bertha sits down and looks at the odd little ten year old trying to scream at no-one that he isn't gay.

Good times

fucking fantasizing about Pokebum I am such a fag.

This is one of the few reasons why I hate Yaoi/Yuri.

Just look what happened here.

Bara, on the other hand...

Say, did you know? One in every three female Azurill change gender when they evolve! Yes, it creeps me out too!


Alright, sorry, I just couldn't resist bursting out laughing at "Met Pokemon League's McPants"!


Normally, when I face the Elite Four, I try to reduce the amount of revives and potions I use and take on two in a row without healing at all. But at the moment, I'm actually really under-levelled.
And I have a near-infinite supply of the things too, that generally helps.


Fun fact: thanks to having a Blissey, I can heal my entire team using just one Super Potion and one Max Potion!


Aaron... Bertha... I'm sensing a naming pattern here...


NOOOO, REALLY?! Wow, I never would've guessed!


Wait, you mean to become the ultimate master... I have to beat up an old lady?!


This.... this is wrong on SOO many levels!


Once again, only 5 Pokemon. This is going to be a walkover...


...or alternatively, it'll be A BAG OF FUCK! I SERIOUSLY HATE WHISCASH!!
I mean, look, it's a fish! Thinking of using an electric attack on it? Nope, doesn't work, and now you're dead!


Oh, and this is the nice-version Whiscash! Back in Diamond and Pearl, this little bastard had fissure!


I prefer taking the direct approach!


Oh...kay, that's new...


Why do I even still have a Porygon anyway? It's the flipping Elite Four and I'm still using a Porygon!


FUNKADELIC, DUDE!


Oh c'mon, he survived a Psychic and a Hyper Beam?
Still, next turn, she's...


...getting healed, I should've seen it coming.


Oh man, what a good time for a crit! Otherwise, Psychick would've died on the spot!


...he's not actually dead though. Yeah, he actually has one pixel of health left.


Buut I was still faster.

I'm still honestly surprised Psychick is faster than these guys, she's meant to be as slow as a.... very.. slow thing.
...shut up.


Hippowdon, another Pokemon we haven't seen before!

I prefer his current sprite over his old one. His old one had him with A GAINT MOUTH READY TO EAT YOU! This one looks a lot more... cuddly.


I'm going to regret saying that, amn't I?


Eh well, I wasn't expecting her to do much against this guy anyway.


I know this might look like a horribly stupid idea, taking Anti-Grav's (ironic) double weakness to Ground, but he also has Rain Dance. And I want Machineria to be able to flush out the rest!


....or it was just a horribly stupid idea.


If Levitate isn't Magnezone's ability, what is?


Oh yeah, the horribly useless Magnet Pull. Figures.



Oh well, I can make do.

CATCHPHRASE TO THE FACE!



RHYPERIOR, WOO! Rhyperior is always awesome!

...except when up against water, being a Rock/Ground type. Hm.


Yeah, in fairness, I think he deserved that level/


Rince, wash, and repeat.



Oooh, Gliscor, how I hate thee!

Put it this way: y'see those wings of his? And the way he's floating off the ground? Wouldn't you automatically assume that the best plan of attack would be to electrocute it? WELL NO! IT'S BEEN TAKING LESSONS FROM WHISCASH!


Err... okay, that was just a strange move to use...

Ohhh, right, Rotom has levitate! Man, Wash Rotom utterly destroys Ground types!


Look, I think it's bloody well obvious that I've won! I mean, look, it's nearly dead aaaaaand I've just forgotten something, haven't I?


Yup. God daisies revives!


Oh balls, I'm actually OUT of Hydro Pumps! And I don't think I'll be able to survive long enough if I use an Elixir.

...whatever an Elixir is.


Well, that was a kick in the special place! At least Ominous Wind was fine too.


Bertha really loves earthquakes! I sure hope this place can take it though...


Bertha really loves BEING A GODDAM BASTARD!


Last Pokemon! Roosevelt better...

Nah, I'm just kidding myself.


Psh-yeah right, like I'd ever trust Roosevelt to survive a single turn!


Oh... well that was a pleasant surprise!

In that case...


MORE REVIVE!


Wow, I really do not trust my Pokemon's power at all!


REVENGE, BITCH!


Oh, hm. I was sorta expecting it to go wrong.

Oh well! Looks like Machineria.... utterly destroyed all but one of her Pokemon!



I don't even know why I have a team at this stage.


Yes, totally, that's what happened! No forced battling and massacaring here, nopers!


No I can't. I mean, you'd think I could, but there's conveniently placed thick trees and large rocks blocking eveery available path.


How do people get on or off this continent anyway?




Next time! FIRE! LOTSA FIRE!

Yeah... The whole "You have only 1 water attack with 5 PP" thing might come back to bite you in the booty... Very soon..

Elixer.

Also, pros teach Magnezone his move that makes him aquire levitate status.

Is that really what Rhyperior stands like?

That is retarded.

Also I love Whishcash! How could you Plasma!

I like to differentiate 'pro' with 'level grinder'. Magnezone doesn't learn Magnet Rise until Level 50.