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Ill list some of the terms we use for cheddar

a grand is £1000
a monkey is £500
a pony is £25
a bullseye for £50
a tenner is £10
a one-er is £100
Quid is a single pound
Bluey is £5
there are so many others i cant be assed to say them all

also we dont have Breakfast Lunch and Dinner, we have Breakfast Dinner then Tea

i live in sc, but i have a midland accent and say bloody and eh alot and use yall in the extreme

I commonly speak with a Gentleman's tone and vocabulary, if that works.
which it probably doesn't, but 1 is bigger than 0.

Most people in Florida replace certain words with Spanish words such as Gracias, Por Pavor, and seniorita.

I have only ever heard tenner, quid and grand.

I have a Norfolk accent which means I drop my T's all the time.

"I'm gonna go on the inner'net on my compu'uh"

I speak extremely clean English irl (this is what other English-speaking people tell me), but I've often been mistaken for Australian by American people.

I often drop in words like 'dude' and more profane stuff when I'm feeling playful and want to make discourse a little more interesting.



I'm a Brit and I say breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I guess I'm a little more transatlantic in that regard.

FECK! ARSE! BOLLOCKS! SHITE! WANKER!



Actually, Ireland has so much slang, that There's an entire website that's a list of slang told in one city only!

I didn't know about 'Pony' or 'Monkey'. That's pretty cool.



Over here, it's the older generation that you can't understand. At all. They speak in some sort of weird gristly code. I'll find a link later.

i speak like the Peter Kay "t'Internet"

I have problems with S's. If I'm saying a word that ends in s and another that has an S somewhere in the beginning, I tend to skip one of 'em.

I also talk quickly if I get exited and it's a bit hard to understand, and have similar things happen to my speech- Skipping the G in things that end in Ing, etc

I'll have to look at my own speech and see if I have anything weird in it for yuh'. (Yuh=you, too...)

CUE TALKING WHILE TYPING!

I un't(not a typo, I actually skipped the D while I was talking...) really know any slang words.

I speak Viennese, which is the loveliest mix of German, Yiddish (which I actually understand fairly well) and a fuckton of Slavic languages imaginable. It must sound hilarious to you English-speaking folks, I gotta demonstrate it on Skype sometime.

I like to swear a lot.
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BOSS

"HEY! I AM A GENTEHAMSTER! I DO NOT FUCKING SWEAR!"