I bought 50 revives and 50 Hyper/Max Potions/Full Restores. I originally had 200,000 bucks.
I
think I may have overdone it a little...
Apparently people can't seem to decide on whether to call me Dude or Trainer.
YES! I SHALL PUT IN ALL MY MIGHT AND EFFORT AND I AM gonna get my booty handed to me by the first guy, amn't I?
Oh well, can't turn back now!
Yeah, this game's equivalent of the doors that have a personal hatred of you is instead a one-way elevator... that is apparently levitating off the ground. What's up with that?
Umm, wow. And I thought Torterra's owner was bad! I mean, look at this place, when was the last time you clean this?! Heck, I have no clue as to how that giant rock got in here!
First opponent is Aaron. Chances of me remembering that are none.
Look, game, if you're going to give names to about everyone, you need to make sure they're interesting. Like that guy from Star Wars that was genuinely called "Elen Sleazebaggano"! Man...
Beautiful bugs....?
Sorry, you've lost me. Can we fight yet.
Finally! A boss run is not meant to have this much text!
Oh yeah, did I menion that I invested in half a splash screen recently? Cool, huh?
Now with added gravity-defying hair!
I always lauch when a Pokemon with Speed Boost goes up against Epilepsie and Psychick!
Almost as much as when a Pokemon has an ability that negates it's own attack type!
U-Turn pisses me off! It shouldn't, since it's such a weak attack, but it does anyway!
Did I explain U-Turn? Well, the user makes a weak attack, then switches out. That's it.
Yeah, second thoughts, I feel obliged to hate U-Turn now!
Today, folks, we shall finally see the ultimate match-up: Man Vs Bug! Truly a fight of the ages! Totally not incredibly one-sided!
AWESOME!
Why? Because each member of the Elite Four has only one Full Restore, and this one just used his after Heracross wwas hit
once! And since it means you have to skip your go, it was a complete waste!
He really does not want to let me have a win on any of his Pokemon here...
Ah. Okay, umm... that is one FRIGGIN MASSIVE BUG!
Best plan of attack here is to put it to sleep with Roosevelt, really. It's not much, but Drapion is part Dark, so a lot of my Pokes are really not good against this guy.
Well that was an utterly pathetic attempt at an attack! Quite frankly, I'm embarassed!
And also quite afraid. Those things can flipping
fly too?! God, and people think Taranchulas are scary!
Oh wait, soapbox moment: Tarantulas aren't scary. They're poisonous, yes, but only as much as... a bumblebee! They're one of those 'natures reject' creatures. Like pandas!
Okay, that? That's a lot more threatening!
And that just made me pee my pants! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Fun fact: steel type Pokemon can't be poisoned! Also, they kick booty anyway!
That looks like a lotta lost damage from one attack. Except it's not: it's three attacks, I didn't screenshot the others! Seriously, Steel type kick booty!
I stand by my previous statement. Even if I didn't use a Steel-type attack there.
Wait, do Drapion even have asses?
MAN VS BUG! ROUND 2!
This'll be a piece of-
...
THIS IS A DARK DAY FOR HUMANITY!
Oh god! I really don't give enough credit to the people who do my washing! Those people must be tougher than they look!
Oh c'mon, you're just ASKING to get destroyed now!
Oh yeah, thing about Scizor? He got slower as he evolved, which made a lot of people hate using him (up until Gen3 came along with abilities). So a paralysed Scizor? Is pretty much toast!
....saaay, did I ever mention THE UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF HATRED I HAVE FOR NIGHT SLASH?! Thank god that it didn't kill me, or I would've
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! I hate when I miss with Thunder!
Err... steel Pokemon half-kick booty?
Oh yay, Vespiqueen! She's among one of my favourite Pokemon, actually! I don't know why though, maybe it's just because of BEEEEEES!!
Look, just because she's among my favourite doesn't mean I have to show mercy on her!
Oh, seriously? He had two Full Restores? Well, it's not bad here, since once again he used it
after getting hit once, but it does mean the next matches are gonna be notably harder than I thought...
CritHit, woop!
Pity that we didn't get to see her attack. She attacks using... bees, for some reason. No, not Combees, actual bees. Yeah, that's sorta confusing.
He's actually getting daisies close to catching up with Machineria now! That's honestly really surprising to me, since he was the last Pokemon I caught!
Heeere we go again!
Oh yeah, this is his last Pokemon by the way. Even the Elite Four members never think to pack any Revives.
Aaaand fuck, this is gonna get annoying. When a last Pokemon of the Elite Four uses Double Team-
...It means it's going to be horribly anti-climactic. Huh.
Yes, deep and complex actions, such a punching a guy in the face! Truly a piece of masterwork!
If there's a training camp
for the Elite Four, then there's something seriously wrong here.
Oh. Well, it's nice that the guys here are self-aware of how ridiculous they are.
ROOM 2 OF 4!
Hmm, gee, I wonder what this one's schtick is? Perhaps it's... water Pokemon, maybe?!
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