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 Post subject: That fight is fail for this reason.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:59 am 
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In MegaMan Network Transmission when you fight FireMan he is programmed so that if you jump he jumps.

I exploited this by sliding under him then jumped afterwards, faced him while jumping, then kept jumping while attacking.

Easiest fight in the entire game.

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Ragdolls don't count as AI though.


Also GTA4's AI seem to have a fondness for walls!


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L4D, definatly.

Bill pulled the witch yesterday. lol.


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Solean wrote:
L4D, definatly.

Bill pulled the witch yesterday. lol.

Bill always startles the witch! I mean, if you have Bill as an NPC, and you hear a witch somewhere, run for it! From my experience, Bill will actually shine his flashlight directly onto the witch until he dies!


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Left 4 Dead. The AI is RIDICULOUS in that one!




Except for the zombies, they're pretty smart.


Lies, the humans are fucking brutal on Versus. They can auto aim in forests.


AI allies in FPS's are always pretty retarded. I.E. - Halo, CoD, ect.

What I really hate is controllable AI, like in Mass Effect or Rainbow 6, because a lot of the time, they don't listen to me.


You know the level where you gotta destroy that huge booty creature? The Thorian?
That entire level, Liara and Ashley REFUSED to do anything but stand still.... I had to make them follow me by constantly using the "GO THERE NOW!" command...

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Tales of Symphonia. Raine and Genis always wind up casting their LOOONG spells right next to the boss. Boss uses uber-cheap spell, Genis and Raine die.

NOT COOL.

Even less cool is when they form a two-person barricade in front of you and keep you from pounding on the boss. SERIOUSLY GUYS LET ME PASS I NEED TO BEAT UP BOTTA!

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Coriserai wrote:
Tales of Symphonia. Raine and Genis always wind up casting their LOOONG spells right next to the boss. Boss uses uber-cheap spell, Genis and Raine die.

NOT COOL.

Even less cool is when they form a two-person barricade in front of you and keep you from pounding on the boss. SERIOUSLY GUYS LET ME PASS I NEED TO BEAT UP BOTTA!

huh, they always stayed in the back for me

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Oblivion: Close the oblivion gate outside of Bruma.

I run around, only to find a dead end, surrounded by lava, I decide to jump in and go back to where I started via the magical ability of saving too much. I jump in the lava, and the 3 guys I'm leading happily hop in after me.

One again, one of them turns "unconscious".


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Driv3r had utterly horrible AI. I mean, this is the kinda AI where, if you're wanted by the cops and jump or drive into a river, the cops follow you straight in! And there's actually blind spots where the AI can't even see you!

Survival mode on it is utterly ridiculous.


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Greedy friggin beggers

One of the most annoying AI things I've come across are the stupid WoW escort mission people. Your walkin them along their stupid trail when all of a sudden they veer right headed straight for a bear, proceed to start punching it and yell "Help me! I'm under attack!" .... YOU STARTED THE FIGHT DUDE!

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007 Quantum of Solace: OH YOU WERE RUNNING PAST THAT CAMERA WHILE IT WAS FACING THE OTHER WAY. OH WELL ELITE GUARDS WILL NOW COME AND FUCK YOU UP.

Megaman 2: Stand still while fighting Crashman. I mean, do absolutely nothing.

SA2B: CHAOS SPE-ow. CHAOS SPE-ow. CHAOS SPE...you...can't win...I am the ultimate.

MySims: Seriously. "Be nice" "Be mean".

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MGS AI Stupidity. Seriously these guys are so freakin fun to mess with.

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I hate WoW escort missions. They always walk so daisies slow aaaah.

Also, in GTAVI, if you bump into a guy and he punches you, the cops go after you. Also, sometimes they hit you with their cars and just keep going.

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I hate WoW escort missions. They always walk so daisies slow aaaah.

Also, in GTAVI, if you bump into a guy and he punches you, the cops go after you. Also, sometimes they hit you with their cars and just keep going.


Usually the cops will go for whoever they see who threw the punch first. Always, acutally.

The car thing is annyoing however on highways.


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That one escort mission outside of Ratchet, with the blood elf in the huge alliance castle/fortress thing is my "personal favourite" of the escort missions.

Tuxedo Mask and I were both doing it, and he was considerably higher leveled than he needed to be, because I'm a very shitty player and I need an escort for an escort mission.

Not only is he an example of the walking ridiculously slow when we're supposed in a hurry, if ANYTHING was ANYWHERE near him, he'd suddenly run like he had a propeller in his booty straight towards it, and would often say something like "THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!"

It was annoying, but amusing.

Also, there are some escort quests where the escort actually high tails it like a mother fucker and if they don't draw aggro for the monsters and you do instead, you better just keep running or the fucker will leave you behind.

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