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Xabyrn
 Post subject: Ten Word Game Reviews
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:52 pm 
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Let's see how long this will last. :psyduck:

Try writing a review of a game in ten words.

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Batman: Arkham Asylum

"I'm the Goddamned Batman, and loving every second of it."

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Pokemon
Beat up cute little creatures and take their owners' cheddar!

Super Mario Bros
Jump on mushrooms. Go down pipes. Pretend you're on drugs.

Super Mario Galaxy
Pretend you're on drugs. Only this time, YOU'RE IN SPACE!

Sonic Series
Don't play it. Spend your time complaining about it instead.

The Game
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Scribblenauts
The entire game consists of a helicopter and a rope.

Drawn To Life
The same as above, only without the helicopter or rope.

Spore
Experience life as an evolving species. Shaped like a genital.

God Of War
Pretend the game is something better than just quicktime events.

FIFA
A series based off of football. See also: cash cow.

Guitar Hero
A minigame series that makes the FIFA series look respectable!


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Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess: "I'll give you a hint- the Twilight Princess isn't Zelda!" :awesome:


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Skies of Arcadia:
Hooligan pirates save world, kick booty. Badass old dudes included.

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Henry Hatsworth
Cultural stereotypes abound, but puzzles and platforming combined are fun.

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I Wanna Be The Guy:
OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL DON'T PLAY THIS FUCKING SHIT.

Spelunky:
This game has taught me one thing: I HATE SHOPKEEPERS.

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Harvest Moon:
Farming and being promiscuous, all in a good day's work.

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Xabyrn
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Madworld

"Bender yells at you while you do horrible, unspeakable things."

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Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor

I am not Schrödinger, get me out of this Tokyo.

Knights in the Nightmare

Hey, this is pretty- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

Xenosaga Episode One: Der Wille zur Macht

UGH ENCEPHALON WHY CAN'T I USE KOS-MOS. Oh hey, X*BUSTER!
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Karilyn
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OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL DON'T PLAY THIS FUCKING SHIT.

I WANNA BE THE GUY
Not apples, more like giant cherries. Moon kills you too.

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The Sims:

Do stuff that you can do in real life.
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Psychonauts:
Burn stuff with your mind, rage quit at Meat Circus.

Half-Life:
Using your crowbar, research the shit out of aliens. Science!

Audiosurf:
Error: QuestViewer.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close.

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Super Smash Bros. Melee

" 'No shirt, no shoes, Fox only, Final Destination' - Tourney fag"

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Star Wars Battlefront II

"At least it's not as bad as the first one."

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I like Battlefront. :colbert:

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