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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Star Wars Battlefront II is a goldmine of NPC stupidity.

Such as throwing a sticky grenade at a vehicle, then RUNNING UP TO SAID VEHICLE and dying from the grenade blast.

If you try counting how many times your allies block a perfect shot, you're going to lose count quickly.


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"okay I'm ready to fight demyx OH GODDAMMIT DONALD IT'S BEEN THIRTY SECONDS AND YOU'RE ALREADY DEADFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF."

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Star Wars Battlefront II is a goldmine of NPC stupidity. Such as throwing a sticky grenade at a vehicle, then RUNNING UP TO SAID VEHICLE and dying from the grenade blast.


I remember that. That was hilarious.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Star Wars Battlefront II is a goldmine of NPC stupidity.

Such as throwing a sticky grenade at a vehicle, then RUNNING UP TO SAID VEHICLE and dying from the grenade blast.


even thinking about it makes me lqtm

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this horse fell off a cliff and kept going


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The AI in Pokemon Gen1. Seriously, if you try fighting Lance's Dragonite with a poison Pokemon, you'll never get hit; he'll just keep using Agility over and over again because the AI puts type advantages first over anything else, even if the attack doesn't even do any damage!


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this horse fell off a cliff and kept going


goddammit odds I laughed

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won arena in oblivion

went up to Dive Rock to see how far my body would bounce if I did a suicide, instead talked to Adoring Fankid tagging along and when I told him to scram, he ran off the cliff


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I wish I would write down things like those so I could remember them for times like these.

Let's see if I can dig around in my brain and find something from some obscure game since everyone is taking all of the popular games....

hmmmmm.....

OH! Of course! MEGA MAN! In one of the Mega Man 2 ROMhacks, I think it's Rockman Exhaust.... when you are fighting Heat Man, you can stand against the far right wall and just spam your buster into him, when you hit him, he will start to do his charge attack, but when he charges, he doesn't move anywhere, and he doesn't shoot his pillars of fire because you don't give him a chance to do it. I think it's because of the water moving Mega Man to the right, the AI gets confused about where Mega Man is.

Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn. On the bridge level with all of the rescue staff users.... on the enemy phase, one of my guys was sitting right next to an enemy with 1HP. The priest standing next to that guy used his rescue staff to teleport him.... right back into the same spot.... then another priest with a rescue staff ran over to the guy with 1hp and DID THE SAME THING! I put them out of their retarded misery on my next turn.

Fire Emblem: Thracia 776, chapter 18. When one of the red knights gets converted to the green team.... on the VERY NEXT enemy phase, one of their buddies that they have been fighting with for years(and can also be converted to the green team) smashes their face in with a hammer, even after the green knight SHOULD have relayed the information to them that they are free from the enemy and can get the hell out of the castle.. you know... since they are standing right beside each other.... NOPE! Forget about freedom, forgetting about having a beer with your buddy and having sex with your wife once your castle is yours again, SMASH HIS FACE IN! KILL SMASH DESTROY


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The guards from Assassin's Creed.

"pardon me sir, I apologise for bumping into you, but I'm in a bit of a rush, you see-"

"ASSASSIN!"


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Also, ragdolls are fun.

Like, hilariously fun.

I forget which game it was, so it must've been old, but an NPC got stuck in a corner, upon moving, her legs spazzed about 50 feet in diametre away from her.

She kept that blank expression on her face.

She was all ":|"
And I was all ",:("


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Lolita wrote:
"okay I'm ready to fight demyx OH GODDAMMIT DONALD IT'S BEEN THIRTY SECONDS AND YOU'RE ALREADY DEADFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF."


for some reason, this never happens to me. I dunno.


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I was playing Brawl on Eldin Bridge as Marth. Things are going good, except for my teammate, Jigglypuff. So yeah, I'm fighting my sister and her level 9 CPU while my level 9 Jigglypuff... jumps right into the gorge when the bridge gets destroyed. What the fuck.


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Fooflyer wrote:
Also, ragdolls are fun.

Like, hilariously fun.

I forget which game it was, so it must've been old, but an NPC got stuck in a corner, upon moving, her legs spazzed about 50 feet in diametre away from her.

She kept that blank expression on her face.

She was all ":|"
And I was all ",:("


OH BIOSHOCK.


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 Post subject: That fight is fail for this reason.
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In MegaMan Network Transmission when you fight FireMan he is programmed so that if you jump he jumps.

I exploited this by sliding under him then jumped afterwards, faced him while jumping, then kept jumping while attacking.

Easiest fight in the entire game.

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