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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:02 pm 
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Bacon wrote:
Have more awesome lesbian sex.

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I just want a job, dammit. I've done everything else at this point.

Maybe do a commission or something. That'd be cool.

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Well, are you any good at designs? Computer animations and the like?

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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Noooooooooooooooooooooope.

I mean any job. If I could, I'd like for Tim Hortons to fucking call me back like they said they would but they still haven't. I'll just take whatever I can get.

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Ah. I was going to suggest this site that allowed you to do logo commissions for an amount put up front or discussed later. ((Behind a velvet curtain.))

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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Pffaw, I don't even take commissions to draw people's characters, I don't think I have the skills to pay the bills in that regard. It would just be nice to do it at least once, someday.

Practice practice practice practice practice

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Tell me about it. I'm too self-conscious about my work to even try and put it up for sell. I'm probably going to wind up taking about three more life drawing courses before I feel right about drawing hands or feet. =_=

As far as graphic arts go, I am incredibly lazy and have no motivation whatsoever to create something like a business logo.

Also, to make this post relevant to the thread at hand: My friend suggested eating an entire Velveeta cheese log in one setting. I might race him to the finish.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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I can still be married and not have sex.

oh yeah true love bby

I'd totally date the fuck out of them~


Good luck finding a guy willing to... er... not have sex with you? Yeah. That's a good way to put it.

There always the option of cutting his balls off while he sleeps, but I doubt you'd be the type to go for that.

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lyrasen wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
I can still be married and not have sex.

oh yeah true love bby

I'd totally date the fuck out of them~


Good luck finding a guy willing to... er... not have sex with you? Yeah. That's a good way to put it.

There always the option of cutting his balls off while he sleeps, but I doubt you'd be the type to go for that.


There's always this option:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK9VBxDlQOE&feature=related

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Die a virgin.

Complete all my one million stories.

Learn as many languages as possible

Travel the world.


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I want to.....


Write a moderately successful book series

Find a well paying job in the culinary industry

have enough cheddar to donate to charities


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I want to be, the very best. Like noone ever was.

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This is for you King Ghidorah....


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Do cool stuff

punch someone in the face and get away with it

suck less at videogames



I have these and I am horribly undervaluing it.


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Buy a tombstone.

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I have a diploma in graphic design, I'm interested in that site guys.

As for me,

- Become an acceptable pianist (in progress)

- Become an amazing singer (in progress)

- Become a good conductor

- Conduct Le Nozze di Figaro, the Eroica and the B minor Mass at least once each

- Be the first one to conduct the first movement of the Eroica at the intended 180 bpm

- Become fucking buff (in progress)

- Fall in love with someone who loves me back/is worthy of my love

EDIT: Also lol@people wanting to get laid. Don't you guys have any serious aspirations?

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