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hey i have an idea let's have a tabloid news magazine just for katie


KATIE IS PREGNANT WITH MERLIN'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD! ALSO THE CHILD IS ADDICTED TO HEROIN! THE STORY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW AND MORE INSIDE!

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Katie had Reeses Puffs for breakfast
They crunched when she chewed

News at 11


Fixed and

CANDY!?!?!?!? FOR BREAKFAST!?!?!??!

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what the hell is wrong with you people

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Batbro wrote:
Deiphobus wrote:
hey i have an idea let's have a tabloid news magazine just for katie


KATIE IS PREGNANT WITH MERLIN'S ILLEGITIMATE CHILD! ALSO THE CHILD IS ADDICTED TO HEROIN! THE STORY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW AND MORE INSIDE!


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Seriously guys I wrote the comic to point out how stupid people were being.

Not so you could make Tabloid jokes.


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Mr. Mander wrote:
Seriously guys I wrote the comic to point out how stupid people were being.

Not so you could make Tabloid jokes.


Welcome to the internet. Say goodbye to everything you love and hold dear, because we're about to destroy it.

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Batbro wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
Seriously guys I wrote the comic to point out how stupid people were being.

Not so you could make Tabloid jokes.


Welcome to the internet. Say goodbye to everything you love and hold dear, because we're about to destroy it.

Dude, everyone here knows what rule 34 is.


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Batbro wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
Seriously guys I wrote the comic to point out how stupid people were being.

Not so you could make Tabloid jokes.


Welcome to the internet. Say goodbye to everything you love and hold dear, because we're about to destroy it.


Actually, you've got this wrong. You aren't destroying anything, you're just really annyoing. There isn't even any reason for it. Bah, I'm done.

Stop feeding this idiot.


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TO ADD TO MY PREVIOUS COMMENT: (aka post-sex)

Uhhh...I was just being silly? idc if she is or isn't having sex. If she is, that's great! I've heard sex is awesome. I just thought it was interesting that they were sharing a bed in the morning in college and all. It was almost too quaint.

I mean we have small beds and I can't imagine two people sleeping in the same one. Then again my situation doesn't involve the generally-smaller girl, so...

Basically, y'all niggas is wack.

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TO ADD TO MY PREVIOUS COMMENT: (aka post-sex)

Uhhh...I was just being silly? idc if she is or isn't having sex. If she is, that's great! I've heard sex is awesome. I just thought it was interesting that they were sharing a bed in the morning in college and all. It was almost too quaint.

I mean we have small beds and I can't imagine two people sleeping in the same one. Then again my situation doesn't involve the generally-smaller girl, so...

Basically, y'all niggas is wack.

My comment wasn't directed at you, exactly, but rather at everybody who seems so obsessed about finding out that insignificant piece of gossip. You were just the latest example of somebody asking that, and so I used your post to convey my point. To be honest, though, I had no idea that you were just being silly, because when there are so many other posts asking the same thing, it kind of blurs the line after a while, y'know? I was never mad at you directly, because you're cool with me as far as forum members go.

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This was great, aha, one of my favourite 24-hours this year.

Holy shit you guys, does it fucking matter if she makes physical contact with a person of the opposite sex or not?
No wonder I never post here anymore, sheesh.

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This was great, aha, one of my favourite 24-hours this year.

Holy shit you guys, does it fucking matter if she makes physical contact with a person of the opposite sex or not?
No wonder I never post here anymore, sheesh.

Can't say that I blame you. Sometimes I wonder to myself if it's even worth it coming here anymore. You know that it's sad when you're legitimately surprised when a new user turns out to be actually halfway decent.

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............. where do I fall in this category? :psyduck:

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