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How should I continue the story?
Poll ended at Sun May 31, 2009 9:23 pm
Written Replies? (faster movement) 10%  10%  [ 2 ]
Drawn Posts. (Illustrations) 90%  90%  [ 18 ]
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epona4
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You put on your cool face and ask if there's a problem.
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"Alright, let him go and explain why I shouldn't take you in right now!"
You start babbling and saying nonsensical things and flailing the kid around. Oddscop is not amused.
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"Alright, put your arms behind your back," she says while taking out her handcuffs. You try to knock her off Rapidash!
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ButOddscop kicks you in the face,
"I don't take this kind of shit from the likes of anyone! Especially not you missy!"
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You pelt the cop with your newly bought manga!
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What terrible aim! It hits the horse!
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"Hey...hey! Calm down!" Rapidash goes berserk and its fires becomes dangerous!
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Rapidash stands up and knocks Oddscop off and runs away towards the bike road. This is a perfect chance to get away but you'll have to leave your wonderful new manga behind.
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You're stopped by a Growlithe,
"Get down on the floor and put your arms behind your back!"
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You try to hack your game fro Mew....
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What a horrible suggestion!
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Well, it looks like you're in jail now. You can see your Pokemon on the table across from your cell.
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You try to learn magic in order to escape but to no avail!
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Hmm...hey! What's that on the floor! It's a red stone with a dancing flame...a fire stone!
Well at least now you get to check off one thing on your list. You go ahead and write down, "get into trouble" and then put down a check mark.
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Your bag is also on the table. It looks like all items lewd or not are still in there except... Hey! All your Mary Jane is gone! Maybe it fell on that kid...
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(Three years in the future)
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Oh well... Let's see if we can find a way out.
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"Take shit... from nobody."
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electronic goat
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Take the carrot on the table...
and ram it into Rapidash'es eyeball. After Rapidash runs to Gary's side, take the table and throw it in a completely random direction.
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BANANA
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You didn't jump off the building? D:

Oh well. Make up for it by using your belt as an awesome lasso to whip some of the pokeballs on the table to you. The table is close enough. Then make your daring escape.
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use that filer as wa blunt weapon to beat the bars down.
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scebboaliwiw
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Grab pumpkin.
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Use the lockpick they let you keep.

Use it to pick the lock at the gate the government let them keep.

Buy a keep and let yourself keep the keep


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Echo MasterMind
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Transform into Jamie Hyneman and Mythbust your booty out of the prison.
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Karilyn
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Get naked.

Tie your clothes together in a rope like fashion. Use it like a whip to activate one of your Pokeballs on the table.

BURN THE PLACE TO THE GROUND

TO THE GROUND BABY

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Fooflyer
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Enough of getting naked

become who you were born to be.

start commanding legions of ghosts
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Trygve
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Fooflyer wrote:
Enough of getting naked

become who you were born to be.

start commanding legions of ghosts

While singing songs from anastasia.
http://z0r.de/?id=1137
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Fooflyer
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I favourited that link
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Kalekemo comes to your rescue!

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Firestone on Pottish.
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YES


And to get out of prison, since there are enough weird things happening, how about a giant Seaking breaking the prisons walls, and "FUCK YEAH, SEAKING" gets screamed from somewhere.
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Kalekemo comes to your rescue!


How about Kalekemo riding it?
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Tatzel wrote:
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YES


And to get out of prison, since there are enough weird things happening, how about a giant Seaking breaking the prisons walls, and "FUCK YEAH, SEAKING" gets screamed from somewhere.
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Kalekemo comes to your rescue!


How about Kalekemo riding it?
FUCK YEAH

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