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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:41 pm 
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Also, fun fact: Benjamin Franklin was a real ladies man!


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Have more awesome lesbian sex.

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Bacon wrote:
Have more awesome lesbian sex.

Lesbian sex is only awesome when neither girl is someone you know. Otherwise it's just creepy. Especially when one of them is yourself!


That's my explanation as to why some people are hetrosexuals and I'm sticking with it!


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Plasma wrote:
Bacon wrote:
Have more awesome lesbian sex.

Lesbian sex is only awesome when neither girl is someone you know. Otherwise it's just creepy. Especially when one of them is yourself!


That's my explanation as to why some people are hetrosexuals and I'm sticking with it!

wait what i don't even understand that

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Die a virgin.

Complete all my one million stories.

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Learn as many languages as possible

uuuuhhhhhhhhhh

Travel the world.

pffffffffttt that's it for me.

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Die a virgin.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Die a virgin.

Complete all my one million stories.

uhhh

Learn as many languages as possible

uuuuhhhhhhhhhh

Travel the world.

pffffffffttt that's it for me.


Impossible.

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NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBLE

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NOTHING'S IMPOSSIBIBBLE!

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Do cool stuff

Become a meme like Boxxy (no just kidding)

finish my scout costume

cosplay a lot

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punch someone in the face and get away with it

suck less at videogames

get an awesome job

Maybe get laid.

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Learn how to surf
Be in a band
Learn how to play guitar and bass professionaly
Have a threesome
Get married
Skydive
Illustrate for books and such
Print my own comic
learn how to Water ski
Start a family I guess
Take a road trip with my friends before we all move
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cold fridge wrote:
Learn how to surf
Get married
Skydive

I like these. I'm adding those to my list.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
cold fridge wrote:
Learn how to surf
Get married
Skydive

I like these. I'm adding those to my list.


What about dying a virgin?

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I can still be married and not have sex.

oh yeah true love bby

I'd totally date the fuck out of them~

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