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Get laid.
Better things to do in life.
But it's fun.

I'm not even joking. If I get hit by an 18-wheeler tomorrow, my last words will be 'Goddammit I died a virgin'.


You will be dissapoint in it.

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Go to Australia for sure.


Even though thic kid in my class named Kurtis ruined Australia. What with his constant "G'day, mate" and "Kangaroos" and shit. Hell, I bet not even half the people in Australia say "G'day, mate"! Okay, maybe half.

But I bet not even close to half use boomerangs. That weapon was developed by the Australian Aborigines.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Get laid.

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Get laid.


All you young'uns.

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Ame no Akai wrote:
Get laid.


Wait what-

UH

I mean...
travel. Yes, travel.

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Leoj wrote:
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Get laid.


All you young'uns.


There's nothing else that's really important for me to do before I die. :colbert:

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lyrasen wrote:
Leoj wrote:
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lyrasen wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Get laid.


All you young'uns.


There's nothing else that's really important for me to do before I die. :colbert:


Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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Leoj wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Leoj wrote:
Crush Bandicoot wrote:
lyrasen wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Get laid.


All you young'uns.


There's nothing else that's really important for me to do before I die. :colbert:


Isaac Newton died a virgin.


Poor sucker.

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Get kicked out of a restaurant for being too naked.


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Get paid.




Also, fun fact: Benjamin Franklin was a real ladies man!


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Have more awesome lesbian sex.

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Bacon wrote:
Have more awesome lesbian sex.

Lesbian sex is only awesome when neither girl is someone you know. Otherwise it's just creepy. Especially when one of them is yourself!


That's my explanation as to why some people are hetrosexuals and I'm sticking with it!


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