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The ability to turn any liquid into wine.


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BANANA wrote:
The ability to turn any liquid into wine.

Including blood?

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Bacon wrote:
BANANA wrote:
The ability to turn any liquid into wine.

Including blood?

Especially blood.


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Time control or teleportation or invisibility or shapeshifting.

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BANANA wrote:
The ability to turn any liquid into wine.

Would you be able to turn wine into better wine?


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
BANANA wrote:
The ability to turn any liquid into wine.

Would you be able to turn wine into better wine?


Sure.


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Invisibility, of course. That or teleportation.

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What if you needed to drink some medicine?
youd just get smashed, not better

Id either choose Teleportation or the power to change myself into anything in the world

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I'd go with time manipulation myself.


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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
What if you needed to drink some medicine?
youd just get smashed, not better

Id either choose Teleportation or the power to change myself into anything in the world


It's a power, not a curse. I can choose whether or not I want to change it.


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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
youd just get smashed, not better

But those two are synonymous.


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Plasma wrote:
Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
youd just get smashed, not better

But those two are synonymous.

true, true....

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Invisibility and the power to turn other things invisible.

Otherwise, your neighbors might notice the television that's floating out of their house.

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Invisibility and the power to turn other things invisible.

Otherwise, your neighbors might notice the television that's floating out of their house.

If you've turned a television invisible, then you've failed horribly!


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