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 Post subject: Things to do before you die
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:16 pm 
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Here, you make a list of the things you want to do before you die, no matter how stupid and pointless they may seem. Mine are in no particular order.

throw a paper airplane off of the Grand Canyon

start a meme

befriend a woodland creature

wear a monocle

stand in an open field and yell "WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" at the sky

travel the world by chocobo

eat deep-fried butter (probably the last thing I will do for obvious reasons)

become as completely awesome as Daler Mehndi

I will keep adding to my list as I think of more stuff

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:22 pm 
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Get laid to rest.
Change the typical views of western animation.
Throw a paper airplane off of the grand canyon into a basketball hoop.
Break the record for most neutral comments given within 30 seconds.
Learn French, Japanese, German, and Spanish, then incorporate them all into a single sentence.


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Blow up a city


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:25 pm 
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Learn Japanese.

Become regarded as generally funny.

Become a good cook.

Umm. Lemme think.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:26 pm 
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Become a God


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^whoa let's not get carried away here, You need to start off as a demi-god.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:32 pm 
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Not die.

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Eat a dish from every country in the world.

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-Play trough all games I hadn't yet completed
-Get my manga published


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Morph with another human being

Get 6 arms


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I was going to say learn the secret of immortality, but Def beat me to the smartassery.

I guess... travel. I have a "world guidebook" from my high school art history teacher who spent most of his life traveling. I want to do at least half of the things he's done in life.


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Learn all the Scandenavian Languages and Japanese.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:59 pm 
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Tatzel wrote:
-Play trough all games I hadn't yet completed
-Get my manga published

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-Headbutt a door down.
-Clone dinosaurs.
-Ride Dinosuars.
-Get Dnosaur to headbutt a door down.
-Get Dinosaur to headbutt a door down while on fire.


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Tatzel wrote:
-bla
-Get my manga published

?


I finally started working on my first story. Atm it gets proofread by several people (ok it's only 5 so far, but better then nothing), and when I get green light from them I'm gonna draw it publish-fitting and send it to different publishers, which hopefully gets taken.

And since I'm so daisies slow drawing/working on it, also it's not a 100% they (instantly) take it, I hope it happens before I die : P


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