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I wonder if Dittos are transsexual...?
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They are.
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i'd shove my rapidash off a cliff
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I'm dying, Odds.

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I'm dying, Odds.

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I'd wonder if day care centres could keep turning a blind eye to pokesex.

'Your male and female pokemon are getting along great!

We turned away for a second.. I don't know what happened... But this egg appeared next to your pokemon!'

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Karilyn
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Trennicus wrote:
I'd wonder if day care centres could keep turning a blind eye to pokesex.

'Your male and female pokemon are getting along great!

We turned away for a second.. I don't know what happened... But this egg appeared next to your pokemon!'

The way I figured it, your character is like, 9-10 years old right?

I've assumed the day care people were being deliberately obtuse, in a "The stork brought the baby" sorta way.

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Karilyn wrote:
Trennicus wrote:
I'd wonder if day care centres could keep turning a blind eye to pokesex.

'Your male and female pokemon are getting along great!

We turned away for a second.. I don't know what happened... But this egg appeared next to your pokemon!'

The way I figured it, your character is like, 9-10 years old right?

I've assumed the day care people were being deliberately obtuse, in a "The stork brought the baby" sorta way.
What I'm confused about is how mammal pokemon lay eggs...

And how the hell do you create pokemon made of rocks?

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And how the hell do you create pokemon made of rocks?


put two rocks together and you have a baby onix
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Odds wrote:
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And how the hell do you create pokemon made of rocks?


put two rocks together and you have a baby onix

I find it more interesting how exactly Ditto would breed with anything.

Day Care Lady: "Here's your new hatched egg!"
Trainer: "Um...no. This is just jell-o, shaped like a Ponyta."
Day Care Lady: "Well, you know hybrids these days!"
Trainer: "...There are no hybrids."
Day Care Lady: "TAKE THE daisies JELATIN!"

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It transforms into the opposite gender of the thing it's breeding with.

duh
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It transforms into the opposite gender of the thing it's breeding with.

duh

The opposite gender...jell-o.
I'll never understand Ditto, just don't ask me.
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What's not to understand? It's a horny, transforming hermaphrodite. It's always ready for sex with anything or anyone.
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It's essentially a shape-changing college student!
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It's essentially a shape-changing college student!
Except it lays eggs...

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