AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ekans: Ekans on a plane

Zubat: Batman

Name the Ekans Bob Dole!

And every time you refer to it, never use a pronoun. Always Bob Dole.

Ahh, I've missed this. Anyway, Name Ekans 'Ekansas' and the Zubat 'Kazuzu'.

Also, wear some clothes over your uniform to hide your Rocket identity.

Name em common household object names such as Whip and Vampire...
(Nothing to hold the common household vampire at bay like a whip)

Obtain a sleek black trenchcoat. Wear it over your Rank C Rocket uniform. That way you can just tear it off before you dramatically reveal your Rocket status to some person for reasons unknown.

Preferably Gary. With pencils.

I support calling the Ekans 'Bob Dole'. Bob Dole is a perfect name for Bob Dole!


Also, don't even bother naming the Zubat. I mean, It's a flipping Zubat! If you just go into any random cave and hold up a Pokeball, there's a 95% chance of a Zubat bumping into it!

Call Zubat 'Bale-out'.

After our beloved Christan Bale, who is, of course, the Batman.


Or just call Zubat 'Imbatman", or something like that.

Sorry for the lack of update last night. My Anatomy teacher had us doing some gay project.

Update definately today 'cause I got the stuff written out already. That's not to say I can't write more if you guys want though.

ssssnrk

you know I love you Epona

They couldn't find any women to pose nude then?

Yeah that's always pretty disappointing, to say the least.

EPONA
EPONA
EPONA

i can't find that picture of sievian you drew for me

D:

Oh yes.

You pick an Ekans (female) and Zubat (male). You name them Slithers and Bob Dole respectively.


Hey! You need to form a party! Sure you got the Pokegear Box but you can't keep on exchanging your Pokemon all the time! It'll take a few minutes for them to get to where you are.
The Team can be updated only once per every two updates!
(Remember that the egg takes up a space in your slot.)
Wartortle-Male
Charmeleon-Male
Eevee-Female
Pottish (Oddish-Female)
Badfish (Magikarp-Male)
Nicknape (Snorlax-Male)
Burnie (Pikachu-Female)
Pika (Pikachu-Male)
SOHCAHTOAH (Porygon)
Slithers (Ekans-Female)
Bob Dole (Zubat-Male)
Egg



With that the receptionist leads you out of the headquarters. You can now enter whenever you want to by pressing the inconspicuous button behind the poster.


This uniform is looking awfully skimpy. It shows off too much skin and there's too much white for a time after Labor Day. You switch into your Grunt C uniform. You also equip your cape.


Let's check the to-do list now:
1. Visit Rocket Headquarters. Get Uniform.....check!
2. Visit the Celadon Dept. Store.....
3. Buy an evolutionary stone for Eevee.... ??????
4. Gamble.....
5. Get Porygon.....check!
6. Find more Eevee.....
7. Breed Eevee if found....
8. Check out the Erika's Perfume Palace.....


Ohh! You're rather interested in the second choice! To the Dept. Store! You could also sell some of your useless Inventory items. They might give you something nice in return.


You buy a trenchcoat! You put in your inventory!
Trenchcoat: Sky used Flash!
You unequip the cape and put on the trenchcoat.


You take a break from your wondrous shopping experience to chill with a lemonade at the fountain. You'll probably return to buy some stones, dolls, and the such after this.


Hey! It's a policewoman on a Rapidash! You get a strange feeling...that horse will get pushed off a cliff at some point...you just know it!
Seeing the policewoman awakens your love of trouble and how you tend to make it double.


....


"Hey, hey! Aren't you a bit too old to be bullying little kids! Let him go!"


((If anyone else suggests drawing horses anytime in the future they will be promptly kicked out. God! Don't even look at that second Rapidash!...Although to tell you the truth I myself lost it when I saw it posted. ))