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LAST TIME ON... Pokemon Adventure!
We now return to Regular Programming...
You have a pleasant enough trip over Saffron City and into Celadon.
"Alright Sky, you'll actually be SKYdiving (ho ho ho) out of the chopper," says Talia while handing you a parachute,
"It's a fun thing we like to do with all our capable members. But actually this is where we'll leave you Sky," Prof. Dawking's puts a hand on Sky's shoulders, "I'm sure we'll met again sometime."
With that Talia pushes out of the helicopter. You and your Pika egg (as well as Pika) do a couple of Barrel Rolls before deploying your parachute.
You realize that having Pika as part of your team raises your cheddar making possibilities. All the eggs they make could be sold and raised as illegal batteries and for illegal underground Pichu fights... wait that's just like normal Pokemon fighting. You guess you can strap knives on the Pokemon's legs.
You get more ideas for illegalities involving the leaves of Pottish. You take some, dry, crush, and then roll them into joints. You obtain Mary Jane! You put it in your inventory!
Mary Jane: Sell it to kids to get them hooked on euphoria! Rip off those Stoners!
All this talk of drugs is reminding you of that hunk from Pewter City. You never got his name but you do remember giving him some deadly nightshade berries. Hopefully you'll meet him again, maybe your hotness will make him forgive and forget.
Alright, enough stalling! Time to get your Rocket uniform! Yeaah!
You go into the Rocket Game Corner,
"Girl!"
HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
"I gotsa Coin Case for ya!" He gives you a coin case and runs away. You are perplexed by not only him but by his strange puffy hair.
((Echo Mastermind asked for a cameo a long while ago. There's gonna be another cameo but later.))
You obtain a Coin Case!
Coin Case: Gamble away your cheddar!
You go on. Talia told you to talk to the first girl behind the counter,
"Oh! A new recruit! Just follow me ma'm," says the pretty girl, "Wow, you're younger than the rest. We also don't have that many girl recruits in Kanto. I wish you luck but I hope you're not getting way over your head." The host presses a button behind a poster in the back of the room. A secret door opens into the Team Rocket Headquarters.
"First may I have your rank? Oh! A B rank! That means you get two uniforms and two Pokemon!" She leads you into a room with boxes, "Okay here's the Rank C uniform. Just plain black, miniskirt, and beret. The Rank B uniform is white with a black tank top. They're all a bit too sexy for me really. Work your way into an Admin and you can get a custom uniform, it can be anything you want!"
Nice, you get some ideas as you switch into your Rank B uniform. ((You guys can switch whenever.))
"Now, for your free Pokemon. As a Rank C member there's the option of the following Pokemon: Koffing, Ekans, Zubat, Sandshrew. As a rank B member you get another from the C list as well as an option of: Porygon, Clefairy, Scyther, and Pinsir. Rank A and admin have even more Pokemon to choose from such as Dratini and other rare types."
You immediately choose Porygon and name it SOHCAHTOA. You're such a nerd!
