I'm gonna need two HM slaves for this job! But at least Tentacruel is actually useful for this!
I swear. Lickitung, as soon as I'm finished with any area requiring pushing around rocks, I am abandoning you in a dark damp corner of the PC!
Ahh, this route always fills me with memories!
Granted, those memories consist of naught but dull lands and bastardly steep edges, but still. It's the thought that counts.
I... I remember when I used to be afraid of this here slope. I thought I'd never be able to get past it! Oh, how times have changed... *sniff*
Oh... hey, there's another thing I remember doing: skipping every trainer on the side of this route!
GODDAM! Now I still have to fight them, but I get squat-all EXP from them!
Seriously, old man, at this point you're just embarassing yourself!
Oh hey, I guess I get more EXP from these guys than I thought!
Oh HEY! Y'know, this would've been really useful when I was here the last time!
Well, no, it wouldn't have. I haven't used a single Rare Candy since the start of the game! Not that there's any actual reason for that other than that I want to save them up for the end of the game, where getting experience gets really hard!
Okay,
that would've been useful. Y'know, before the game let me buy them at such a dirt-cheap rate that it's not even worth picking up off the ground.
DESTINATION REVEALED!
I still love that signpost!
This place is crawling with Graveler all too prone to self-destructing. I want to go in, do my stuff, and get out with as little random encounters as possible!
A LOT OF TRAVELLING (and bastardly Gravelers) LATER!
Shed a tear for poor Cave Painting... *sniff*
MORE OF A LOT OF TRAVELLING LATER!
This is actually a place I skipped over when I was climbing the mountain last time. Which was good, because...
SUDDENLY, WATERFALL!
This is why I brought Tent-
...
FUCKERS!
Ahahah! I am no longer afraid of waterfalls!
Umm... huh? Sorry, what? Okay, climbing a waterfall straight up is one thing, but...
To remind: I just made Tentacruel climb this waterfall. Despite that I was surfing on
Lickitung!
I don't even want to think about it...
ITS... a tiny room. Great reward, game, real nice! There's not even a treasure chest here or nothing!
Okay, but there is apparently a plate. Made of stone. Granted, I prefer mine made of china, but I ain't complaining.
Yes yes, we already went through that plot point. Man, these super-ancient plates really do not keep up with the times!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Ant
?
...sorry, there's nobody called Lust Rous. Move along, nothing to see here.
Aaand more snow, fantasticular!
Actually, I should go back and explain the orbs. They're items that only Dialga and Palkia can hold respectively, which boost
both their type power rather than the usual items that only boost one type. They're also necessary for actually being able to face off against the duo in this game. For some reason.
Y'lnow, I do have to wonder
how I managed to miss this thing on my way up. I mean, it's a fairly narrow path even the odds of accidentally tripping over it are high!
MOTHER FUCKER!
HAHAHAH! Looks like he's finally at a high enough level for that to not be an instant kill!
And thanks to the miracles of Blissey Menstruations, PsyGuy is as good as new! Aha!
MOTHER FUCKER!
MOTHER FREAKING FUCKER!!
I think it's high time I try giving Japanese a go at the first place position.
I also think it's high time I stop expecting my secondary Pokemon to be able to actually put up a fight. Natch.
HOLY CRAP! I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS GUY BEFORE! I MUST CATCH I-
Oh. Man, he was WEAK!
I think it's time Anti-Grav got some levelling in now! He is, after all, the one that needs the EVs the most!
I don't know why I don't use him more often, really!
I believe some sort of 'wootinary' is required here.
....What?
No, seriously, What?
Oh....
AWESOME!
In fact, it's so awesome, I should rename him to Awesome-tinary!
...except I won't. He's not
that awesome just yet...
At last! At long bloody last, I'll actually be able to catch one of these legendary dragon Pokemon! Man, if this was either Diamond or Pearl I would've had caught one ages ago!
...
GOD!
DAMNIT!
FUCK!
SHIT!
AAARGH!