AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No, no. One to top them all were those damned Quizno's Subs rat-things. I swear that's what their meat was made of. O_o

I remember seeing a flash thing on Ebaums years ago of those things.
Thank God Quizno's used Tie Domi and Don Cherry to sell their subs to Canadians instead of those...things.

Hey, don't mock Quiznos. They beat the pants off of Subway.

might not be stupid but its weird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ES9XnZrhY

The blood drive slogan:

"Give Blood. People need it"

Can you say irony?

While that's true in some ways, I found a lot of things overbearing about them. Like their pickles. I don't know if it was too much vinegar or- I FOUND A F***ING MINI-GUITAR IN MY Sandwich!

Ooop! Got another one:

"Playdo: Fun to play with, not to eat!"

...

Seriously?

it does have the word dough in it

Not really stupid, but I suppose worth mentioning, has anyone seen those ads on the internet for Dogs of the Seas? The ones with the really creepy and scary faces? I could try to get an image of one but they only just now decided to stop appearing everywhere for me.
For commercials that are stupid, Progressive. It's like everyone is trying their hardest to make sure no one in those commercials seem like a person. Worse is that these also have creepy and scary faces.

Oh hey there, did you take care of that "strange shape of meat" I wanted you to take care of?

Did you, bitch?
Also, who else thinks that Deff would make a good writer for Cracked?

I hate those progressive commercials so much. It's like they bodaciously sat down and brainstormed how they could make everyone in it as annoying as possible.

Also, guys, clearly the "burglars" in those security commercials aren't burglars, they're vandals. They never intended to rob anything,l they just wanted to break down the door then run away and laugh.

Another Broadview/Brinks home security commercial.

In todays adventure, our heroine is running around the house trying to find an outfit for her first date with ___. She walks into the bathroom and looks into the mirror sighing. "First dates are brutal." She declares, "What am I going to wear?" she continues, now teleported in front of her closet. She hears a tapping noise at the door. "Oh no, is he early?" she asks herself, looking out her back door. She gasps as she realizes that she's not being visited by her boyfriend, but by Dr Generic Burglar! This man, wearing a black sweater and a ski cap, realizes that his lock-picking kit isn't working and looks up just in time to show the lady his face. Now he decides to change tactics and throw a rock at the window. The glass window smashes and now that he's finally in the house, he hears his arch nemesis, home security alarm. the man, who had previously been trying to unlock the door and creep into the house to hide the fact that he was breaking in with the intention of stealing all her valuables, runs away. He runs away after showing the lady his fucking face! Now the girlfriend who talks to herself is in another room, answering the phone, which would be the very last thing anyone would do after their house was broken into. It's Jim, from Brinks home security, asking if she is alright. "I don't know, there's no harm done to me, my window was smashed but can be covered by insurance, and I know the criminal's face, but I don't know if I'm okay!" So sweet, lovable Jim sends a team to help her and then it goes generic home security information.

FLO WEARS TOO MUCH FUCKING EYELINER.

those really stupid Esurance with the cartoon spy

So...Many... Rule 34's... You'll never hurt me again, Google. Never again. ;_;

I think Flo is cute.

But Goddamn I hate those Esurance commercials.