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Kalekemo
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Alright, FIGHT TEH SQUID FACED MAN!
Also, win

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Not Malum
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offer him a drink of your Scotch. and then shove it down his throat.
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EAT HIM!!

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Find a way to get Arms to eat you without chewing you up, and kill him from the inside!

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Should I eat this? .... Sure, why not?

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>Spit out the teeth he's knocked loose from your skull in his face, then go for a quick kick to the solar plexus. When he heaves forward, attempt to blind him by poking his eyes, maybe going so far as to gouge them out.

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>Alternatively, quickly finish off the bottle of Scotch and use Art of the Drunken Fist. If it works for Jackie Chan, it can work for anybody.

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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Mr. Mander
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Xeraphem wrote:
>Alternatively, quickly finish off the bottle of Scotch and use Art of the Drunken Fist. If it works for Jackie Chan, it can work for anybody.


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You quickly drink the entire bottle of scotch. It has the added bonus of healing all the health that Arms did to you.

It also supplies you with an intense knowledge of Drunk-Fu.
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Kalekemo
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KILL HIM WITH DRUNK-FU

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Xeraphem
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> Use the stance of the Awkward Crane!

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.

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Use the Mad Cow technique!

"Mooo! Mooo! Moo, motherfucker, mooo!"

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Kalekemo
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Xeraphem wrote:
> Use the stance of the Awkward Crane!

Nonono, use the stance of the Awkward Zombie!

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Not Malum
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Kalekemo wrote:
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> Use the stance of the Awkward Crane!

Nonono, use the stance of the Awkward Zombie!


Shut up! are you TRYING to make our awesomemeter go down?
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Ryushusupercat
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I still say you should eat him :colbert:

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Not Malum
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Beat him to death with the Scotch bottle and Drunk-Fu?


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Mr. Mander
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Ryushusupercat wrote:
Use the Mad Cow technique!

"Mooo! Mooo! Moo, motherfucker, mooo!"


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Using the fortuitous arrival of Carl the Convenient Cow, you unleash Mad Cow fury on Arms.

He takes a large amount of damage.
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Not Malum
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Use the Goat of Gore? or alternatively the Goose of Godly Gnashing?
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