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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:47 am 
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No Select, no Start.


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Plasma wrote:
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No Select, no Start.


well, everyone always puts start at the end because you used to put this in during the pause screen. I think. I read that on wikipedia once or something, I dunno. Makes sense to me.


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Mond wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
USE THE KONAMI CODE!!!
Up+Up+Down+Down+Left+Right+Left+Right+A+B+Select+Start

Strange, I remember that as:
Up + Up + Down + Down + Left + Right + Left + Right + B + A
But maybe my memory's tricking me.


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well, everyone always puts start at the end because you used to put this in during the pause screen. I think. I read that on wikipedia once or something, I dunno. Makes sense to me.


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Unsurprisingly, while you debate this, you get punched in the face.

And the Konami code doesn't even work here guys. It's not that kind of game.


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When he swings his fist, dodge it by rolling under his legs and do an epic spin kick to his groin

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ugh, fine. IDDQD.

or you could just choke him to death.


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Scratch out 'Elbereth' in the ground.


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>Recite something from the Necronomicon and see how he reacts.

OR

>Feint a faint so that when you fall backwards after the last punch, balance yourself with your hands and kick him in the throat(?)

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Bite him. See if he tastes like calamari. If he does, EAT HIM!

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Summon Cthulhu and demand to know why his underlings are being so nasty

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Kalekemo wrote:
Summon Cthulhu and demand to know why his underlings are being so nasty


First of all, this guy is Glassface's minion. And if Glassface follows anyone, it's probably that Flargl guy he mentioned.

And anyway, you're pretty sure Cthulhu wouldn't do that. You know why?

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You and Cthulhu are bros, man. The Big C wouldn't do anything like this.

You know, it's been a while since you and Cthulhu talked. Maybe you should call him up AFTER you deal with Arms here.


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No wait get Cthulhu to help you. it'll be like those buddy cop movies, only everyone dies instead of going to jail.


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Shoot lasers from your eyes


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No wait get Cthulhu to help you. it'll be like those buddy cop movies, only everyone dies instead of going to jail.
Yeah! Get C to take care of teh squid faces with ya

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Kalekemo wrote:
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No wait get Cthulhu to help you. it'll be like those buddy cop movies, only everyone dies instead of going to jail.
Yeah! Get C to take care of teh squid faces with ya


Ye cannot summon ye Cthulhu!

Seriously guys. Fight the big scary tentacle-man.

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fine. rip his tentacles off his face and smack him with them.

failing that, just pull on his tentacles till he eats you or something.


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