AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Drink the scotch and then throw the glass mug at him. then burn him with the cigar. not necessarily in that order

> After the conversation ends, throw both scotch and cigar on him and see he combusts.

You smoke your SCOTCH brand cigar and drink your CIGAR brand scotch, in the most nonchalant way possible.

Glassface continues his monologue.

"Your nonchalance is astounding, Crude Jones, but it will not help you. I will summon Flargl."

You get the feeling that Flargl is important. Maybe you should have asked about that earlier.

"But for now, I leave you with my friend ARMS."

Glassface dissapears, leaving a new tentacle faced monstrosity in his place.



Holy crap man. That guys limbs are two-dimensional. He must be freaking strong.

>He must not have that much going for the brain side then, before he attacks, stump him with a riddle. "The man who built it doesn't want it, the man who bought it doesn't need it, the man who needs it doesnt know it. What is it?"

OR

> To further your wittiness, sarcastically state: "You're not the stripper I ordered!"

A PUNCH TO THE FACE.



It looks like there's no outsmarting this guy.

And you really need to stop doing things that get you punched in the face.

do two-dimentional tentacle men have tentacles for fingers or regular fingers?

smash the glass mug into the giants face like you did with the other dude.

Fingerpoke of doom.


...no I don't know why I reference 90's wrestling. do it anyway, should be funny.

>Quickly, through your blackening eyes, scan the room for impromptu weapons. Surely not every room can be barren.

Unsurprisingly, the room is just as empty as when you first looked.



All you have in your inventory is the bottle of SCOTCH you summoned, and HELL if your wasting Scotch by using it as a weapon.

All you have right now are your fists and the group of omniscient strangers telling you what to do.

Trip him! When he's down, sit on his head until he dies. If he has trouble dying, stomp on his head over and over

>Crap, that's one big room. Before he begins to crush you like Olive Garden crushes kittens into their special meat sauce, Use Up + Up + Down + Right + A + B + PUNCH!

USE THE KONAMI CODE!!!
Up+Up+Down+Down+Left+Right+Left+Right+A+B+Select+Start

Strange, I remember that as:
Up + Up + Down + Down + Left + Right + Left + Right + B + A
But maybe my memory's tricking me.

I'm pretty sure you're right, Mond. I also remember it as "B+A"