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GameZone · **Posted:** Sun May 26, 2019 11:18 pm

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Like a tiger in a cage, there's something disheartening and frankly unsettling about seeing Kratos with a shirt on. That nipple is meant to roam free.

SirRob · **Posted:** Sun May 26, 2019 11:36 pm

Thank Zeus, I thought that rip was gonna be his pants

Ivan Hunger · **Joined:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:49 pm **Posts:** 20

The only thing Kratos hates more than gods is contractions.

KrystalKlutz · **Joined:** Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:04 am **Posts:** 13

I guess that's what they mean when they say he's "totally ripped."

juandmarco · **Joined:** Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:25 pm **Posts:** 92

Wait, dwarfs in GoW are blue?

Well, I guess that's better than being giant.

Numberplay · **Joined:** Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:47 pm **Posts:** 385

juandmarco wrote:

Wait, dwarfs in GoW are blue?

and yet his brother looks totally normal.

Shradow · **Joined:** Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:34 pm **Posts:** 41

juandmarco wrote:

Wait, dwarfs in GoW are blue?

Well, I guess that's better than being giant.

It was said at some point that he's blue because he developed argyria from working with silver bare handed for too long, iirc.

LockeZ · **Joined:** Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:04 pm **Posts:** 323

Quick! I need a time machine to 2012 when the proletariats would let me post a Nowi edit!

But should it be Nowi snipping the dwarven platemail into a dwarven platebikini with scissors, or Kratos wearing Nowi's dragonscale bikini and ripping half of it off?

Loyle · **Joined:** Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:23 pm **Posts:** 237

Kratos in dragonscale, dwarf and Atreus trade faces.

Business Cat · **Joined:** Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:00 am **Posts:** 83

i borrowed from another edit. i hope nobody minds.

Altoclarinet · **Joined:** Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:48 pm **Posts:** 46

Dwarf guy should be pop flyin' he didn't get his head chopped off and used for a puzzle solution.

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