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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:49 pm 
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I think I don't want any children at all. The idea of having a kid of my own isn't really an appealing notion.

Certainly no decisions made today but it's something I gotta mull over.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 12:31 am 
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The fact that I'm here at this time indicates I have entirely given up on going to rowing practice tomorrow.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 9:50 am 
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There's a song that plays at work sometimes that has lyrics that go "all the people tonight put your hands in the sky" but I keep hearing it as "put your hands in this guy" and I can't hear it any other way

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:29 pm 
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Maybe there's just a song about fisting that your work likes to play.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:40 am 
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That would be ideal at an adult store


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:30 pm 
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I personally choose to believe that Chloe works at a Christian book store.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:04 am 
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I will work anywhere as long as it means I don't have to serve gammon ham to fat balding white people any more

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 7:31 am 
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My signature s a sham. I actually have a girlfriend.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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hetero sex is an affront to the lord

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
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fellas i screwed the pooch

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