Taking a Beading

commodoreFriday · **Posted:** Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:53 am

"In the far-flung future of 2028, grown-booty adults settle legal disputes by throwing things at eachother."

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Pretty much nothing can phase this guy anymore.

FireballDragon · **Posted:** Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:48 am

And if he, along with any other defense attorneys tries to show some sack, they get penalized.

I mean, I know real defense attorneys have a pretty bad reputation, but come ON!

somerandomguy · **Joined:** Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:23 am **Posts:** 11

commodoreFriday wrote:

"In the far-flung future of 2028, grown-booty adults settle legal disputes by throwing things at eachother."

:looks at current US government:

You know, that's actually pretty believable.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Remember when Phoenix got hit by a car and thrown against a lamp post, and came out of it with a sprained ankle

pikscast · **Posted:** Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:35 am

Phoenix has a power that doesn't come from the Magatama- super durability. In addition to the car thing, he got beaned over the head with a fire extinguisher and only suffered temporary memory loss. Not to mention all the whips he's taken from Franziska.

DaiReth · **Joined:** Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:15 pm **Posts:** 1

Wasn't he in marvel vs capcom? You'd think he'd be used to this sort of thing......

Pierre42 · **Joined:** Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:56 am **Posts:** 5

Also he fell off a burning bridge into a canyon, into a freezing cold river in Winter.

And he had a bad cold for a day or so.

enlong · **Joined:** Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:48 am **Posts:** 895

"Listen here, you little shit"

Power Master · **Posted:** Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:18 am

"That all you got?"

Ammash · **Joined:** Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:09 pm **Posts:** 5

Pierre42 wrote:

Also he fell off a burning bridge into a canyon, into a freezing cold river in Winter.

And he had a bad cold for a day or so.

And don't forget that time in Apollo Justice when he was hit by a car, flung 35 feet headfirst into a telephone pole hard enough to dent it, and only ended up with a sprained ankle...

FireballDragon · **Posted:** Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:47 pm

Ammash wrote:

Pierre42 wrote:

Also he fell off a burning bridge into a canyon, into a freezing cold river in Winter.

And he had a bad cold for a day or so.

And don't forget that time in Apollo Justice when he was hit by a car, flung 35 feet headfirst into a telephone pole hard enough to dent it, and only ended up with a sprained ankle...

Honestly, Phoenix's durability is basically superhuman at this point.

Naverick22 · **Posted:** Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:35 pm

Phoenix's expression is just "Why are we still here, just to suffer?"

Tahtorak · **Joined:** Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:34 pm **Posts:** 1

Nayuta, that man is Phoenix Wright. He is the disciple of anguish, the prophet of misery. Pain is his faithful companion. Torment is his eternal bride. His very existence is a humiliating conga line of agony. Your bear-hug beads are nothing to him.

RANDms · **Joined:** Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:49 am **Posts:** 65

You should never go into relationship with your assistant.

If someone more skilled feels like picturing "years of training", please do!

blade3rd · **Joined:** Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:33 pm **Posts:** 10

I haven't played this one (YET), but since Phoenix is still practicing law this had to be before he got hit by the car. All other examples still stand. Phoenix has taken some incredible abuses over the years.
Although when it comes to over the top, the best is probably Furio Tigre impersonating him just by having spiky hair, a blue suit, and a cardboard badge. Everyone that knew him bought it. You can almost hear him scream internally "My friends, DO YOU KNOW ME SO LITTLE?"

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