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USE MOP ON FALLEN ROBOT.
SAY "I'M MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH YOU."
You grab you robot and use it on the robot well making a cheesy pun, thus causing the electricity to become slightly more effective from the moisture!
TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: MODERATE
CHAIN 2
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DANCE ON THE CONTROLS.
You take advantage of the fact the robot is currently immobile and climb up. You begin dancing on the controls, much to The Doctors dismay.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF OF THERE! OFF! OFF! OFF!"
He tries to hit/bite you, but can't due to the fact the robot is spasing out and firing its weapons everywhere, damaging itself in the process!
TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: GRAND
CHAIN 4
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GO TO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THIS FUCKING THING
DO MILLIONS OF BARREL ROLLS
You attempt to run over to the cockpit and take control, but you can't, as the windshield that you were smashed through is much too high for you too reach.
TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: NONE
CHAIN BROKEN
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ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
You attempt to attack it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE, but have no idea where that is.
TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: NONE
NO CHAIN
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GROW A BEARD SO THAT THIS STORY WILL END WITH SOMETHING AWESOME IN IT.
You attempt to will a beard into existence. You "willing" doesn't really do anything. You DO discover that you started growing a very very very very small beard throughout the day. You guess that's close enough for now.
TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: HORRID
CHAIN 0.5
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THROW THE DICTIONARY AT THE T-REX'S HEAD!
You throw the DICTIONARY at The Doctor while he is trying to get his robot under control. It hits, and he accidentally pushes some of the wrong buttons, causing the robot to freak out even more.
TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: MODERATE
CHAIN 2
INVENTORY:
BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET,
EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,
(Guys, remember, we are not only going for commands in all caps, we are going for TOMFOOLERY related commands in all caps.
Although, most of the stuff you guys post is close enough to tomfoolery anyway.
Also, the Tomfoolery level relates to the most recent action, not the entire chain in general.
Also (again), Tomfoolery level is not only dependent on how effective something is, but on how tomfoolerous it is. Keep that in mind.)