AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Perk to being single: No one can see how I eat Danny's Fried Chicken. It's not pretty.

find u a man that will eat danny's with you

it's a religious experience i promise

It's not the eating itself, but the methods thereof, the techniques that I have perfected throughout my life. Having to watch me eat would border on a Geneva Conventions violation.

You could do it back to back.

According to most frats that's how you make things not weird.

competitive fried cock eating contests are almost as prevalent in frats as regular cock eating contests

my suggestion still stands

a good partner will love you even though you eat danny's like a hooligan because honestly like how else are you supposed to eat it??? it's just such perfect, greasy, crispy perfection

i don't like chicken but i will DEMOLISH some shrimp and onion rings

my suggestion still stands

a good partner will love you even though you eat danny's like a hooligan because honestly like how else are you supposed to eat it??? it's just such perfect, greasy, crispy perfection

i don't like chicken but i will DEMOLISH some shrimp and onion rings

The only fried chicken I really like is Raising Canes

and that shit is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I love it so much. I always order way too much and eat all of it then feel violently ill a short while later - but at the same time... pop flyin'

Not a fan of any chicken with bones in it, too. I hate to pick around all carefully and boring-like
I also am not a fan of wings for this reason. And the reason that they cost way too much for whats a bite of chicken (with a bone in the middle to make it annoying to eat) and some sauce

yeah ill eat canes but it's bodaciously just because of the sauce. and i like the crispness of their batter. but chicken is just soooooo dry to me tbh and has no flavour x:

i typically only eat boneless wings (again, the sauce makes it actually have flavour,) but it's not because i don't like bones, it's because i have a Thing with sticky/wet stuff on my hands. so dry rub bone-in wings are fine, but the saucey ones are Bad.



i'm hoping that maybe much like the rabbit, i will like chicken that i raise myself better. like honestly rabbit tastes just like chicken but for some reason i like it waaay better. but chickens have more meat on them and it'd be convenient to do the whole chicken breast as an easy/cheap meal thing y'know?

Plus, eggs! And since they aren't treated for commercial stores, they will last like, four to six months in the fridge, if you don't use them/give them away as quick as the hens lay them.

i already buy farm eggs from the feed store and they last foREVER it's wonderful bc i love eggs but i tend to eat a bunch in like, spurts, not a few over time lmao, mostly cos i rarely eat breakfast

chickens are also fantastic garbage disposals. they're omnivores so you can just toss all your food scraps to them and they love it. the rabbits are nice because any veggie scraps are spoken for but when i have a lot of like, gristle off some meat or like the remaining carcass of an animal i boiled and deboned that i can't do anything with it's like wow i wish i had chickens/pigs to feed this to

Wait a minute.


Where are you exactly? Because I'm pretty sure the Danny's here isn't a franchise, it's just a local fried food place. Is there another chicken store by you that happens to share the name?

i am in houston but i grew up in/my family is from franklin, la. apparently danny's is a very small chain that is ONLY in south louisiana and mississippi and like one in florida? i always thought ours in franklin was the only one but when you mentioned it i was like 'surely they aren't from the same tiny podunk town i am' so i googled it and found there's a few more actually

seriously though i pity all yall that don't live in the deep south our food is fantastic and definitely won't kill you

Yeah, the food is good, and so is the rent in a lot of places,


...but everything else kinda sucks.

I'm sorry, but am I missing something?
I'll try southern chicken when I get down there, but my grandma cooks chicken very well. And she's Minnesotan.
Yep, youbetcha.