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 Post subject: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:00 am 
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Fireworks and apple pie and beer and all the things that make America pretty fuckin swell sometimes

Post about how you're going to America the shit out of today

I'm going to show my patriotism by working a minimum wage job and not having health insurance

god bless

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 Post subject: also i baked a firework and shot a pie
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:08 pm 
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I fuck Commies in butts.

For America.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:16 pm 
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we grilled and ate a lot and now im waiting impatiently for my rabbits to give birth and i might clean the bedroom and/or sleep

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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:09 pm 
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shazza wrote:
and now im waiting impatiently for my rabbits to give birth

so you can grill and eat them too

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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:03 pm 
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 Post subject: too big too bad
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:43 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:02 pm 
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shazza wrote:
and now im waiting impatiently for my rabbits to give birth

so you can grill and eat them too

eventually yep


they still ain't popped and it's quite annoying. they were due today - which means they should have given birth last night or this morning. i know at least one is 100% confirmed pregnant so i'm very >:T because i really would like to be there to handle any single kits before they chill to death but i guess they don't want to work with me

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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:54 pm 
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Today I played SKyrim all afternoon, went to the bf's parents' house to eat burgers and play rummy, and now I'm back and I'm probably gonna play Skyrim some more

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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:59 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:42 pm 
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pop flyin' america day, everyone
america sure does exist still


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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:25 am 
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I woke up and microwaved a few slices of five-dollar pizza that was in the fridge.

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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
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Me and the family had BBQ earlier (like 10 hours earler hot daisies thanks insomnia) and shot off some fireworks we bought because screw going and getting stuck in traffic to watch some official city showing for free, got stuff to do tomorrow mang

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 Post subject: Re: HaPpYaMeRiCa
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:27 am 
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I worked the closing shift at my store.

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