AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I didn't know that, that's cool!

Blue is the best color, so

Fairy Scary/Scary Fountain:
Link throws weapon into magical fountain for upgrading. Hears a beautiful voice speak from the water.
FAIRY: "Does this belong to you?"
LINK: "Ye..."
Blood appears in the fountain. The Great Fairy emerges with his weapon lodged in the side of her head.

Alternative delivery has Link first getting a weapon like the Boomerang upgraded and then throwing more weapons in haphazardly, the Great Fairy's corpse floats to the surface.

Fountain of Flavor:
Link is eating an unimpressive sandwich when he walks by a fairy fountain. He tosses it in and requests an upgraded sandwich.

a pun about the honest woodsman fable could be used in the title but i can't think of one

Take With Water:
Dr. Mario gives a Mega Vitamin to Bowser to eat. Bowser tosses it into his mouth, only for it to turn into a fireball halfway.

Doctor's Orders:
Dr. Mario gives Falco a Mega Vitamin to eat.
MARIO: "Take that with water."
Falco tries to swallow pill, it's too big to swallow causing him to choke or turns into a fireball.
MARIO: "What did I just say?"

Easy Overdoses It:
Dr. Mario unleashes his pill based Final Smash and misses. An ill bystander gets hit and grows progressively healthier and more fit until turning to ash.

I may have made this suggestion before (It's been on my mind for a while)

Hyper Upgrade

*Andy notices the tanks are a bit beat up
*Andy pulls out his wrench
*Splash screen*
*Andy looks upon his work and shiny as-new tanks with pride
*Sami wonders with concern why the infantrymen are now cyborgs

Hat Trick/Hold On To Your Hat

Game: Super Mario Odyssey

Mario is exploring an Ancient Greece-type area; temples and marble and stuff like that
He does the hat-possession thing on a fish, swimming into an underwater cave
A dragon-like head emerges, Mario throws his hat at it
The beast turns out to be a hydra, the Mario head is now battling the other heads while the body flails around

The Drive to Win:
Norrin and Katie drive by Gyms playing Pokemon Go. Whenever they pass one of theirs, they throw Berries. Whenever they pass by a rival's Gym, they throw rocks. Or tomatoes.

Onto the Frying Pan:
Link can't find a cook pot, so he uses his shield as a pan. Is later seen pulling a Battered and/or Seasoned Shield from his inventory.

Missed Opportunities
Joker: Hey it's Iron Man!
Blue Beetle: Hey it's, uh, Pennywise!
Joker: Book, or movie?
(Clash)
Beetle: You gonna bite me and throw me in the basement?
Joker: A clown will not bite you and throw you in the basement.

Villager Void/My Precious/It's the Thought that Counts
Game- Stardew Valley

-Farmer Katie is walking through town and sees Maru
Katie (looking through backpack): "I should give Maru a gift... let's see... she likes honey, right?
-Katie gives Maru the honey, Maru reacts with disgust
Maru: "Yuck! You thought I would like this?"
Katie (disappointed): "Oh... OK... can I have it back then? I mean, honey has a lot of uses, and..."
Maru: "No!"
-Katie makes a grab for the honey, Maru hunches over it protectively
Katie: "But you said you didn't want it-"
Maru: "MINE NOW"

I guess the joke would probably work with any villager and an item they dislike/hate.

You know how after you get the Receiver Phone in Earthbound, your dad will call you every so often to remind you to take a break. This can happen anytime. Even at the final boss. It kinda ruins the moment when you are about to face the final boss, and you get a friendly call from your dad. So, my comic idea goes like this:

(Chosen Four right before the final boss)

Ness: Well, time to finally kill Giygas, the cosmic destroyer.

Paula: Ness, if we die, I want you to know-

*Ring*

Phone: Hey champ, you've been out there for a while. Don't you want to take a break?

Ness: This aliens going to destroy the world any second now, dad.

Yeah, It's a dumb idea, but it's somewhat funny to me.

Wrecked All/Bombs A Way Up There:
Link allows a Bombchu out to try and take out a target on a wall. It misses and continues onto the ceiling, back onto the floor, and up an unsuspecting Link's leg. We see him yelp and jump several feet in the air. In the next scene we see a sickly looking Link lying face forward on the ground while Navi does an examination.
NAVI: "The good news is that it hasn't exploded...yet. The bad news is that the doctor is never going to believe it was an accident."
Alternatively: "The good news is that it hasn't exploded...yet. The bad news is that there's no way we'll get to a doctor before it does. More good news is that you won't have to explain this to said doctor."

Everything Floats Down There/Ground Meat:
Link sees Tingle floating around with a balloon. Link pops the balloon, causing Tingle to land. Before Link can reach him, Tingle is swarmed by Wolfos.

Song of Peeling/Sans Face:
Link uses the Song of Healing to remove the Deku Curse as a mask. Uses the song again. Link's face peels off as a mask, leaving behind a skull.

Role Play
Link approaches Zelda with romantic intent. Zelda is sitting on a couch reading a romance novel. The cover is nautical themed.
LINK: "Everyone else is out of the house...."
Link raises his eyebrows suggestively.
ZELDA: *ahem*
Links sighs and walks away. We see a flash of lights and sounds come from off panel. Link returns in his Zora form.
ZELDA: "I'm the shipwrecked marine biologist you rescued."
Zelda gets up and Link follows, dragging a bag of his various masks.
LINK: "Yes, ma'am."

Termina Velocity/Moon Die/Lunatic High:
Link uses the Song of Time to relive the same three days over and over. Finds books at the local library on Chemistry, Physics, and Metallurgy. Has discussions and consultations with the Kotake, Astronomer, Bomb making Goron, etc. Develops a high tech rocket to destroy the moon before it hits Termina.

Blood Sport:
An audience member asks what it takes to be a fighter in the Arms arena. Max Brass pulls out an axe and a pair of cybernetic prostheses.

Currency Exchange/Gemetically Speaking
There's a stupid joke to be made about Link, Snake, and Marth arguing over currency, coins and jewelry that's just pointing and repetitive exclamations.
MARTH: "Rubies!"
LINK: "Rupees!"
SNAKE: "Rupees!"

I feel like this comic idea would be funnier if it showed Ness and friends fighting Giygas, this demonic whirl of alien power, it's all "You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!" when Ness' phone rings, he holds a hand up, silencing Giygas, and then listens to his dad ramble on about how he needs to go to bed.

In breath of the wild whenever you free a champion they begin charging up an attack and saying that ganon will never see it coming, meanwhile link is capable of seeing laser sights pinpointed on gannons castle from half the continent away. Maybe make a comic on how stupid this looks

Just stumbled upon these comics today and I think they're amazing. I personally am pretty terrible at drawing but have an idea for a comic.

(Scene is a Pokemon battle, a fight between maybe a Machamp and a Slaking)

Machamp's Trainer: "Now, Machamp! Use [insert strong fighting type move]!

-Attack lands, seriously injuring foe Slaking, bleeding, black and blue face but still not fainted

Machamp's Trainer: "Ah dammit! I thought that would K.O. it! Guess not, prepare for a switch out Macha-"

Slaking's Trainer: "GO, SLAKING! USE ENCORE!!"

-Machamp and Trainer just standing there staring at opponent like "uuuh... whut?"
-Slaking face palming his battered face


well along those lines anyway.