AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yay another person representing the B right here, hows it 'goin.

So, I'm like, 75% sure I might be bi. So that's a thing.

My reaction to it was kinda just 'huh. Neat.'

Guys you haven't been gay for like 6 months WHAT THE HELL

get your lgbtqa butts in here and post about how rainbow you are


im this many rainbows



Trying to keep spirits up in the wake of ~the events of today~.

I'm so gay I made a storm happen all over SoCal just so we could have rainbows all over the state.

Get out of here nerds. This is my turf.

I'm so gay I cried when I saw Neil Patrick Harris' family

boom

I don't even remember the last post i made in this thread but Tuxedo Mask is moving in to my apartment in a week so
I guess I win the gay contest

omg Turbo <3
I'm so pop flyin' for you. and jealous. jealous pop flyin'. jealappy.


I'M JEALAPPY FOR YOU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lets dust the glitter off this account to come in for some good ol' fashioned advice needing

SO I'm trying to make 2017 my big gay year to better myself physically and mentally because I really wanna be successful socially! Last year I began training to be a professional wrestler and it was so much fun (and really fucking hard oh my god) but my health and working 2 jobs got in the way. So I'm going to start doing Yoga this year and my first crowd sourced question is; what is some fun ways y'all have found to work out that have been good for you?

Part two electric boogaloo is I wanna start dating again. It's been two years since my bad break up but my confidence in this field is still zero but I'm hoping since I've been taking my anxiety and depression medications I can start to feel good about myself again! Since I'm probably going to be doing okcupid or something like that how do you show off your personality with just dating questions? And if you have used a difference site for queer dating, what was it and how was your experience?

Thanks love y'all

I used OKCupid and went on one date which was a disaster, almost had a couple more but then my anxiety and depression kicked in hard so I just deleted the app.
But the questions are more to test compatibility - you want to really put your personality out on your profile.

I'm officially out of people on OKCupid.
Either we're incompatible because they say they put high stock in astrology and therefore I cannot speak to them on a serious level or they're really fucking annoying and creepy.

The last guy chatted for a while and then asked me what exact sequence of events would have to occur for him to get laid on the first date. Ice your dick, dick, and then maybe try again without sounding like the most desperate person on the planet.

Holee shit, you're really doing actual pro wrestling training?! Okay, con, it's super difficult, and you're going to get your booty beat. Pro, you're going to get so much cock/poon that it's basically just an open field. Seriously, the only people who get more pussy are UFC fighters, and their genitals have been pounded into vegimite anyway.

So I am in pretty serious trouble now

I had some women's clothes that I bought months ago
And I had them in my backpack
And apparently Mom went through my backpack while I was at work and found them
I told her I tried them on once and didn't like them
And she said if I stepped out of line again she was going to kick me out
And she's making me leave my door open
She also said that if I didn't behave "appropriately" then she would take away all my games and make me tell her every site I go to and what all my passwords are

Has your mother ever watched "Psycho"? Because she's really angling for being a mummified corpse in a basement.