AWKWARD ZOMBIE

FOR arguments:
-It is a savory substance surrounded by bread

AGAINST arguments:
-What the fuck is wrong with you it's a fuckin hot dog

Discuss.

REPRESENTING STRUCTURAL NEUTRALS

all i have to say

also a hotdog is not a sandwich, thats a durger

People who think pop-tarts are sandwiches need to be dragged into the street and shot.

Structure neutral needs to be wraps and tortillas.

Structure rebels needs to be when you make a sandwich out of nothing but fried chicken and bacon.

And somewhere in the chaos spectrum are people who say salads are deconstructed sandwiches along with sushi.

Onigiri is probably closest to true neutral.

You and I, we're cut from the same cloth, friend.

Edit: also I learned that I'm structural purist, ingredient rebel.

AN IMPORTANT COUNTERPOINT HAS BEEN RAISED:



Is this a sandwich?

I'm sandwich

your mum is a sandwich

Wow, the poll is actually tied.

Granted you guys have the voting habits of the average American, that's still pretty interesting

Good to know half of you are godless heathens interesting people with whom i enjoy a healthy debate who think hot dogs are sandwiches

i disagree with hot dogs being sandwiches but i also identify as a godless heathen

Well I suppose heathens are bound to do whatever they want, including upholding the natural sandwich order, if they so choose.

A hot dog is a hot dog. You can't call it a sandwich just because it's between bread.

WITNESS ME