IM Quote Thread.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:06 pm

To be fair he asked me to confirm that he is turbo gay

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:51 pm

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[10:48:34 PM] the werewhore: smol people best people <3
[10:48:41 PM] the werewhore: peope smaller than me are so great
[10:48:46 PM] the werewhore: im like fucking treebeard over here
[10:48:59 PM] the werewhore: "THat doesn't make sense to me, but then again, you are very small, so I guess you're right."
[10:48:59 PM] wink winik wonk: Bby I will be your Rule 63 Merry
[10:49:01 PM] the werewhore: but like
[10:49:17 PM] the werewhore: "That doesn't make sense to me, but then again, you are very small, so I'll put up with it because goddamn you're adorable as fuck"
[10:49:43 PM] wink winik wonk: I'll be your Rule 63 Merry and Sara can be your Rule 63 Pippin
[10:49:57 PM] the werewhore: but im gay and lesbians arent my thing
[10:50:02 PM] the werewhore: merry x pippin my 2002 otp
[10:50:14 PM] wink winik wonk: If I recall correctly the Ents didn't fuck the hobbits.
[10:50:25 PM] the werewhore: yeah but treebeard totally shipped those short little bastards

when you're drunk and shipping lotr characters

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Jan 22, 2017 12:29 am

Im sorry to doublepost but FUCK

Quote:

[11:27:20 PM] Kamak: I need a 5 foot dick up my booty

i knew it
sorry i cannot deliver

Quote:

[11:27:43 PM] Kamak: That's a direct quote from Bette Midler in character btw

Liraxus · **Posted:** Sat Mar 04, 2017 2:14 pm

I talk with the best kinds of people.(NSFW-ish)

LucarioLuvsMinecraft · **Posted:** Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:10 am

Quote:

There's a duck here.
His name is Gerald.
*Looks to where Gerald is supposed to be*
Dammit Gerald.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:13 pm

Quote:

[9:32:15 PM] drunk introvert: "Would you fuck or marry reptar?"
"Maaaybe little foot is 18."
[9:32:29 PM] Hot Spring Skeleton: please don't tell me you wouldn't marry yoshi
[9:36:05 PM] drunk introvert: I said marry Yoshi, fuck reptar, kill little foot

I got drunk and played fuck, marry, kill with my roommate on an online game app thing.
half of them were hilariously weird

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:38 pm

Further proof that Val and I are meant to be.

Quote:

Valbrandur: Don't you just love it when this happens
Valbrandur: https://vt.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_omvm ... dy.mp4#_=_
Exeres: Is this what you do all day
Exeres: Collect tumblr leaving to present to me when I get home
Exeres: leavings, that is
Valbrandur: yes+
Exeres: You're like an internet cat bringing me dead mice even though I don't feed you or care about you at all
Valbrandur: I am like a cat, I drop tumblr images in front of you regardless of whether you want them or not

I should point out that those last two lines appeared in the same second.

Liraxus · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:55 pm

I'm more impressed that you can actually browse Tumblr, I don't understand the layout at all past "Oh search this for cool posts!"

Airra · **Posted:** Wed Mar 22, 2017 4:07 am

I never bothered with Tumblr because it makes absolutely no functional sense to me. I'm pretty sure it was made by aliens or literal 90's kids who jumped into the future with a very basic grasp of website design.

Cori · **Posted:** Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:39 am

1. You make a tumblr account
2. You search for stuff that you like IE "Peridot" or "Aesthetic" or "Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus"
3. Like or reblog the stuff that you see in those tags that you like
4. Start browsing the blogs of the people that made those posts
5. Follow those blogs so any posts they make appear on your dashboard and you don't have to search for them again
6. Find new blogs through the reblogs of the people you already follow, and follow those blogs too

congrats you know how to tumblr. Now you will get quality unfunny waste of space, time and resources, gifsets, and arts delivered right to your doorstep

Tumblr's coding is shit but the concept itself is not difficult to grasp.

Airra · **Posted:** Wed Mar 22, 2017 11:37 pm

Yeah, seems pretty alien.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:19 am

Quote:

Sollix - I'm not home rn turtle so like
Sollix - There's currently a hand on my right tiddy
CN - pfffft
CN - "A GHOST HAND! UPON MINE TIT"
Sollix - HARK

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:17 am

Quote:

Rinoko - Today at 2:15 AM
Haha, it's cool
Don't apologize for sucking dick

for the record, we were talking about me blabbing about Green Day for half an hour straight with no interruptions

Rinoko · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:23 am

Don't apologize for sucking dick period.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:36 am

gurl i never will

billie joe armstrong might be 45 but dude still fucking kills it with that cute fucking haircut

Quote:

TR8ortot - Today at 2:57 AM
That reminds me that I need a slow cooker
because I'm a lazy sack of garbage and cant eat food unless it cooks itself over a period of 12 hours
Chloemew - Today at 2:57 AM
Meat that bodaciously falls off the bone is gr8
TR8ortot - Today at 2:58 AM
there is DEFINITELY some kind of gay joke in there but I cannot find it right now
Chloemew - Today at 2:59 AM
Meat that falls off the boner
TR8ortot - Today at 2:59 AM
cant say ive ever fallen off the boner before
Chloemew - Today at 2:59 AM
If meat is falling off your boner you should probably visit the doctor
TR8ortot - Today at 2:59 AM
"consult your doctor if erections persist for more than 4 hours OR if your dick starts to shed meat"
Chloemew - Today at 3:00 AM
Slow cooked to perfection
TR8ortot - Today at 3:00 AM
both mouth watering AND viscerally upsetting

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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