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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:58 pm 
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Mom decided to get mad and stomp around for twenty minutes, criticizing everything about me when I was not able to immediately respond to her from the top of the stairs in my room when she was at the bottom of the stairs.

She couldn't find her spoon.

She can't seem to get it through her head that, no, hearing and understanding do not mean the same thing. Just because I heard someone doesn't mean I have the slightest clue what they were saying.

I'm autistic. She knows this, but she never once bothered to put any research into what that could possibly mean and acts like everything I have difficulties doing is a character flaw that is easy for me to overcome. I have so much input from every little thing that I can't tell what's going on unless I apply my full and undivided attention to whatever it is that requires my attention, and that means I can't simply shift focus from thing to thing without issue. If people start applying too much input, I get overwhelmed and have a meltdown.

Apparently, the person who spends all their time saying they'll clean up the trash around them while browsing Facebook and playing Candy Crush has free reign to questions what everyone else is doing that's so important that they cannot immediately respond the instant they're prompted.

So she just threw her food in the floor, made a mess of her sleeping area and stormed outside after I finally came down to try and figure out what she even wanted in the first place.

"Where is my spoon?!" I was asked. I had to ask what she meant. I did not have context.
"My spoon! It was on that plate you washed!" I reminded her that I never took a spoon with me.

She got so worked up that she just yelled about everything while I'm doing my best to keep a straight face and keep things calm and rational (which is something I have difficulties doing). I don't like being accused of things I didn't take part in.

She stormed outside. I decided to throw trash away that she had left all over the place.


Her spoon was on the serving tray in front of her TV.

Covered in garbage.



She has the audacity to imply I'm a trashy and lazy person when she lets stuff pile up for months at a time.

Tres things:
Uno: Autistic. Huh. Never knew.
Dos: Das a lot of mommy issues.
Tres: This works really well with your signature.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Tres things
uno: could you have sounded any more flippant
dos: let's see you go into a non-spoiled situation
tres: this one's fine.


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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:20 am 
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Oh... Sorry. :(

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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My older sister is in jail and a family "friend" (someone she sleeps with for drugs) wanted to set up a video call with her on my laptop. I said sure but I told him I'm going to sit in the room during the call to make sure they don't talk about anything illegal on my laptop. He got all fussy and said things like "You can trust me, just sit in your room or something" and he refused to let me sit in there during it. I told him to fuck off and get his own laptop then. I refuse to get questioned by the law because they're stupid enough to talk about drugs and stuff on my property.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Geez, that really sucks. Good on you for not letting him use you like that.


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It's par for the course for her and the people she hangs out with. Luckily, she doesn't come around very often anymore. Especially now since she's in jail.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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Golly gee, it sure would be great if I could stop being so anxious about everything and crying all the goddamned time for no fucking reason.


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When people on snapchat use that STUPID dog filter.

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 Post subject: Re: Things that piss you off
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When people on snapchat use that STUPID dog filter.

on the other hand, if you're on OKCupid its a great way to tell which of your matches is a strict bottom.

ain't nobody ever used the dog filter and then topped. ever.

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Boston Dynamics introduced their latest robot recently, called Handle. And of course, everybody came out of the woodwork to offer up their oh-so-snarky comments about Skynet, Terminators, and our new robot overlords, not just on YouTube but pretty much everywhere. The sheer volume of evil-robots jokes whenever a company unveils any cool robot they make just renders them all unfunny. It'd be nice to see more frequent and ubiquitous discussion of real-world applications since signs are pointing towards robotics becoming commonplace in many non-industrial sectors soon.

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My BIGGEST peeve is when you have something of interest and then everyone and their mom wants it. I know I'm not alone

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Sgt. McSkittle wrote:
My BIGGEST peeve is when you have something of interest and then everyone and their mom wants it. I know I'm not alone

And then two or three days later it's in stock. I swear every video game that I will get at least three days after launch it will be in stock.

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I lost my SD card today.



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