AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bell Rung
Crono and Marle grab the new Nadia Bell to keep it from floating away. Get carried away by the wind and gaze at each other longingly. Lucca calls out to them.
LUCCA: "Hold on guys I'll get you down!"
A pair of pants and a top hit her in the face.
LUCCA: "Come on! Seriously?"

She shoots down the balloons.

Amphibious Antiseptic:
Frog gets hurt and Ayla uses Kiss to make it better. Crono gets hurt as well.
CRONO: "Can I get some help?"
Frog uses Slurp on him. Crono wipes his face.
CRONO: "Thanks, buddy."

French Drench/Kiss In Concert/Handle With Tongues:
Ayla, Frog, and Crono get slammed by an enemy attack. Ayla and Frog use Slurp Kiss to heal the group. Crono looks on in disgust as the two make out off panel.
CRONO: "How does that help me...?"
Gets hit with a wave of slimy hearts that drench/heal him.

Prince Charmed:
Ayla uses Kiss on Frog. He briefly regains human form in the midst of battle. Crono gets distracted and misses with Cleave.
FROG: "What?"

Pokemon Sun/Moon

(Manners)


*Takes place in the battle buffet on Hau'oli Island*

(Trainer) Katie: *Looking over the selection of food* I'd like the steak.
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Sightseer George: *bursting in from off-panel, angry* Oh no you don't!

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Katie: *nonplussed* Listen, I just want the--

George: *making a scene* You know who's steak that is? Huh?

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George: *Flipping things* MY steak! You are asking for MY steak!

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Katie: *not even angry* There's 7 plates of---

George: I am going to rip your hands off and shove them down your throat! And then I am taking MY steak, and I am eating MY steak!

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George: You are going to DIE watching ME eat MY STEAK!!!

Katie: Don't you think you're--

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George: YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD NEVER KNOWN WHAT A STEAK WAS WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!

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George: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT??

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Katie: *visibly unamused* Mewtwo.
George: Wait, what?

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*Katie is whistling nonchalantly, collecting everything off the line. Mewtwo is watching the rest of the patrons smugly, who are cowering in fear. The restaurant is on fire.*

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Explainy crap you may not care about:

A lot of the patrons in the Battle Buffet are pretty adamant about their food. This is offset slightly by the fact that they're also pretty willing to enter what is essentially gladiatory combat with just one pokemon, despite the fact that the player almost invariably is going to be carying 6.

One who stands out to me was Sightseer George, a crazy man who claims the food as his own before sending out a grimer that I took out without really paying any attention.

I figured the effect would be amplified if you happen to be visiting with one of the most powerful Cockfighting Society in existence.


(Possible part two: Katie has 12 plates cleaned of food in front of her. The waitress asks if Katie was satisfied, and Katie responds by saying that she can't eat another bite. The waitress stares at her blankly before saying "You look entirely unsatisfied." Katie reacts with great confusion. Sorry for the low detail of this one but the post is already 5 feet long)

Rift Covenant

Nunu's Yeti eats the scuttlecrab, which bursts out of it's chest so it can run off and hide in the water by baron or dragon.

Hado-cant

Ryu, Goku, or whatever character who shoots fireballs or beams out of his or her hands that Kaite likes (Dan?) starts instructing P.M. (Physical Magic) at Hogwarts.
Ron blows his own hands off.
Hermione fires a projectile.
Harry fires a giant beam that tears a strip out of the school.
Sensei can't decide if that's ten points for, or against Gryffindor.

Had a comic idea I tried to do myself, but I'm terrible, so passing the idea to you.

Breath of the Loom

1st panel: Link from Breath of the Wild is facing away from the readier with Ganondorf in the background saying "Finally you arrive."
2nd panel: Ganon turns slighty saying "I have been waiting for you..."
3rd panel: Ganon turns around to face Link shouting "Hero of Hyru--"
4th panel: Ganon is facing away from the reader, looking at Link across the room standing in his underwear.
5th panel: Ganondorf has a confused look on his face.

Not entirely sure how to end this, but there's the idea for you.

Unspecified Fantasy Videogame:
Player drinks a potion/draught/elixir of defense/invincibility/toughness. Enemy blades no longer do damage.
PLAYER: "Ah. That takes the edge off."

Asterisk of Teasing:
The Archduke is defeated by Tiz and the gang.'
DEROSSO: "How could I, the immortal Lester DeRosso, be defeated?"
The group snickers.
DEROSSO: "What?"
TIZ: "Your name is Lester?"
DEROSSO: "I...I mispoke...it's umm...Lest..at. Lestat DeRosso."
TIZ: "Sure, Lester. Give us the Asterisk." Alternate line: "LesTalk, More Asterisk"
DeRosso throws it at his face.
DEROSSO: "Kiss my Asterisk."

Gallows Humor/Deader:
Trainer Katie's Gengar gets injured/knocked out in battle. She tries to feed it items/apply sprays. They go through the Ghost Type.
KATIE: "Oh, no...without medicine you'll die..."
Katie falls over laughing as Gengar laughs as well. They go to high five only for it to fail. They leave it at thumbs up.
Possible alternate setup simply as Katie check her bag for healing items and find none.

Dental Insurance:
Tiz and the gang get ready to battle Archduke DeRosso.
DEROSSO: "The last test is a test of strength. You must best me in battle."
EDEA: "So if we fail you won't drain our unconcious bodies of our blood?"
DEROSSO: "Well..."
Pirate Edea uses Defang on DeRosso, knocking his teeth out.

Rx Factor:
Tiz grabs the Spiritmaster Asterisk. Transforms into a doctor. Looks at Edea.
TIZ: "That mole has irregular edges."
Looks at Agnes.
TIZ: "You're iron deficient."
Looks at Ringabel.
TIZ: "You need antibiotics."
Looks down at Victor S. Court, who they've just defeated.
TIZ: "Someone stabbed this guy a bunch of times and then robbed him."

Ear Marked For Death:
Edea gets hit on at a bar.
NPC: "What do you do for a living? Looking for a good time? Live around here? Love those cat ears."
EDEA: "Adventurer. No. Not telling."
Next panel has man passed out at bar with fang marks in his neck.
EDEA: "Not cat ears."

Ballistic Berry:
Katie plays Pokemon Go. Flings a Razz Berry at a Squirtle. Hits it in the eye. A jet of water shoots out of her phone and hits her in the face.

Ugly Mug:
One of the Anchorites challenges Tiz and Co. to endure an attack and receive the power of the summon.
ANCHORITE: "Are you ready?"
Tiz and his friends look at each other questioningly. Last panel has the four of them kicking the Anchorite who's on the ground.
TIZ: "The beating stops when you give us the summon!!"

Pantsed:
Tiz and Company receive the Spell Fencer Asterisk. When activated Edea and Ringabel are in opposite outfits. Ringabel looks down at see-through pants.
RINGABEL: "Well, I think I look fabulous."

Dirty Job:
Edea and Company defeat Mephilia and claim her Asterisk.
EDEA: "Oh, look. Now we have the Street Walker Asterisk."
Mephilia looks up from ground, bloodied.
MEPHILIA: "Oh, go to Hell..."
Substitute in any of the Asterisk Bearers that Edea has an issue with and whatever occupation is funniest.

Man Panic:
Megaman looks into the pantry and finds he's out of E Tanks. Samus tosses him one of hers. He drinks/consumes it only to look at the label halfway through. A small pink sticker advertises "Femme Support" or "Women's Health." He panics and spits out the fluid. Samus rolls her eyes.
SAMUS: "It's a calcium supplement, you loon."
Possible additional joke about Samus having hollow bones.

Bikini Meanie Miney Snow:
Edea changes into the Bravo Bikini for a mission. Goes to her pack afterwards to grab her normal garb. Can't find it.
EDEA: "Ringabel! Where are my normal clothes?"
RINGABEL: "I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about."
The last panel has the gang in the Eternian Highlands. Edea is wearing Ringabel's outfit. Ringabel is freezing to death in the bikini.

I noticed this the other day playing MGS:V, but if you try to wake up a knocked-out guard with Quiet nearby with her tranq gun then she'll knock him back out. So a couple panels of Snake kicking a guy and Quiet shooting him before Snake finally saying something like, "I need to interrogate him!"

Was playing Shadow Dragon earlier and recruited someone I was trying to kill. Bonus points; same chapter as Camus, the "honorable not-fighting-for-your-side" guy.

Marth: General Camus, are you certain there's no way I can convince you to join us?
Camus: There is not. I am a knight to the very end. Have at you!
Marth dodges his blow and strikes him down.
Marth: Blast. Really thought he'd join us. Well, time to seize this castle. Just gonna get this guy out of the way.
Marth goes to strike Lorenz, but Lorenz speaks up.
Lorenz: Ah, Prince Marth. Here to try convince me to join your rabble?
Marth: What?
Lorenz: I serve the king. His will is my command. I'll not betray my country so quickly!
Marth: Well, uh, enjoy dying for your country, sir.
Marth goes to strike him down, but is caught off guard by Lorenz speaking up again.
Lorenz: Dying for my country... Indeed. What future is there for Grust if I continue to fight you? You've convinced me, Prince Marth. My lance is yours to command.
Marth: ...Um. Alright then.
Marth: (to Sheeda) What just happened?

Pokemon Sun + Moon

Hau and Player just finished a battle.
Hau: "My Pokemon are beat! Lets stop by the PMC!"

Hau and the Player walk into a building labeled BlackWater Private Military Contractors.

You know how in twilight princess there's water bombs,
Well the water bombs are just large mouthed fish wrapped around bombs,
So could you do a comic around that?(maybe)(hopefully)(I would like it if you do)

Katie, I know the hype and the fanbase can serve as big detractors, but you gotta play UNDERTALE! It's a veritable goldmine for comic material!

Gelatinous Disdain:
Tiz and company take on Chaugmar, the giant brain. Edea uses the Genome ability, Bone Crush. It has no effect on it. Chaugmar looks at the fourth wall in bemusement.

So, playing through majora's mask again (this time the 3ds version) I'm reminded of my thoughts regarding the banker. So, he marks you with invisible in in order confirm your identity through states. And there are certain implications that can be drawn from it. Like he could also update your balance that way and with each withdrawal, you're taking his cheddar. Or he is also a time traveler, explaining why he's about as unconcerned about the Moon as you are. or perhaps divorced from time-space completely and is a universal constant.

Hidden and sick (TLoZ BotW)
Link lifts up a rock
Finds a Korogu (korock)
Has an horrified face
Throw the rock at the korogu.

(I should be able to get this across without spoilers)

*Looker is showing 11-year-old Trainer Katie the contents of a small box while Anabel explains*
Anabel: Each of these costs several million yen-monies to create. They represent the single-minded devotion and hard work of two generations of scientists, and are the key to securing our future.
Looker: Here, have 40 of them.
Katie: Wowie! I'll be really careful with them.

*some time later*

Katie: *walking in through the door* I, uh... ran out of those things you gave me.
Looker: Here, have 40 more. Be careful with them!

I love Monster Hunter and I use hunting horns but sometimes you can't think about them too much. I haven't posted these before because I haven't come up with worthy pun titles. Still haven't.

Toxic Environment: (Alternative title: Minor problems or Instruments of Death)
Hunter makes a Poison Fungasax and takes it to a hunt
Plays song
Gets poisoned

Tuned out:
The hunter does a hilt stab with any hunting horn on a Congalala and then looks at the mouthpiece which is covered in gunk. Abandon quest symbol shows.


Fire Emblem Fates:
Perceived problems
Percy gets a turn in the shop and takes Ace with him. All the logical problems ensue which happen when a large wyvern in crammed in behind the counter.

My Megaman Zero 4 comic idea was for Zero to take along the cat-eared cyber elf when he goes to fight Fenrir Lunaedge. He goes to confront the wolf only to hear a hissing sound. He looks down to see the elf in full angry cat mode. Other rejected idea was for Rhythm Thief where Phantom R gets arrested since he left his fingerprints everywhere and doesn't even wear a mask. I don't know, they just got less funny the more I thought about them.