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Insults didn't work, eh? Then compliment him.
Also, try to shoot the missles with the infinity revolver. And if his chest is still open, shoot him there.
You tell The Doctor how nice his razor-sharp teeth look, and other dumb and slightly cliche' compliments. You don't think he can hear you over the missiles, so you shoot down a few of them. The bullets don't stop the missiles, though. You try shooting at the open chest, instead, but there's little to no affect.
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Colossus Climb.
If that doesn't work, Brown Rage.
You run right up to the robot, and attempt to climb up it. The Doctor was apparently prepared for things like this, however, as the lower part of the robot's leg that you were climbing up turns at a 90 degree angle and then smashes you into the ground for 317 damage.
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Somehow run up the missiles and up the giant robot-thing. Attack that dino's face so you can at least cause SOME damage.
You attempt to jump on to of one of the missles, but it explodes, sending you flying backwards a short ways for 168 damage.
It turns out trying to run on a missile is a pretty daisies stupid idea.
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Call out the name of Ol' George, hoping he'll come to your rescue.
You yell for Ol' George and hope he comes to help. After all, why wouldn't he help you? You only slashed out one of his eyes, made him fall down and elevator shaft, and stabbed him in the gut.
He doesn't come, though. You can't figure out why.
Man, those missiles are sure taking their time.
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Dodge the missiles, so they make the dent bigger.
You stand on the dent, and then jump out of the way just before the missiles hit you. The dent grows
even larger. You're surprised it still hasn't broken.
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Throw the BUSINESS CARD at the missiles to explode them prematurely.
You once again toss your BUSINESS CARD, which apparently also doubles as a ninja star, and use it to prematurely detonate the missiles. It
actually works, despite the fact that bullets didn't. Your suspension of disbelief is beginning to have a little trouble at this point.
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Then take the WORN-OUT PENNY from inside your ear, and throw it at the robot to jam it...Again.
EXCEPT THIS TIME IT WORKS.
You attempt to jam the robot with your WORN-OUT PENNY. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.
NVENTORY:
BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, VARIOUS SNACKS (3)
EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,
(Sorry for the lack of updates recently, guys, I've been really tired recently. Which is also the reason why this update kind of sucks.)
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