AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Team Skull is goat but I don't like professor Cucky.

Goat? Cucky?

Goat = greatest of all time. And cucky is just a play on word of kukui because I think he's a cuck.

Is that supposed to mean anything aside from "I don't like him?"

A cuck (or cuckold) is a man that enjoys watching another man sleep with their wife. It's also become a popular insult lately and since his name is kukui, I've just decided to call him cucky.

I'm aware of what cuckoldry is and of how "cuck" is one of many reactionary buzzwords that have been rendered basically meaningless by their overuse. I just don't see how any of this applies to Professor Ab Coat.

Finally got myself a Golisopod! This thing's an absolute beast, but it kinda sucks that it won't learn any water-type moves for another 18 levels.

There is no real reason for it. It's just that his name is close to cucky and I think he's creepy.

Wow, Professor Burnet is from Alola, AND Kukui's wife? Dang, and here I thought she was just around for that single 3DS application...

Current team is...

Bubbles(Brionne), Lv. 32
TuffRuff(Arcanine), Lv. 28
Chichuchi(Alolan Raichu), Lv. 30
Squeezy(Stufful), Lv. 24

Going pretty well so far, but an FYI.

1. If you want a Bewear like me, hit Stufful with a physical attack, if it barely does anything, it has its signature ability, if not, it has the godawful Klutz ability.

2. Don't evolve Pikachu with a Thunderstone the moment you get one.(Olivia's shop), someone a few LITERAL STEPS AWAY not only teaches your Pikachu Volt Tackle, but also gives you the stone for Pikachu's Z-Move.

So far my team is:
Navy Seal (Brionne lvl 21)
Salad (Salamence lvl 12)
Peta (Petilil lvl 15)
Birb (Oricorio lvl 15)
Qt3.14 (Cutiefly lvl 15)
Burger (Munchlax lvl 10)

Just got to the second island.

omg thank you for this

Team update!

Bubbles(Primarina) Lv. 40
TuffRuff(Arcanine) Lv. 35
Chichuchi(Alolan Raichu) Lv. 37
Squeezy THE UNSTOPPABLE(Bewear) Lv. 33
Samara(Mimikyu) Lv. 31

Gonna probably level Samara with my hoard of Rare Candy's, maybe 3 for Samara, 2 for Squeezy.

After the Ghost trial, pay attention to the player after the Captain mentions they suddenly got Chicken Skin, you'll see a little friend.

Wait WHAT?!?!

THE APPLICATION THAT WAS FOR BLACK2/WHITE2?

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

My Mimikyu, Skittles, took out Lusamine's entire team on his own.

I feel like that shouldn't have been possible.

Remember when trainers could have more than 2 pokemon? Those were good times.

EDIT: Is it weird that I find both Po Town and Aether Paradise way more unsettling than the abandoned megamart? I mean, I guess the megamart is still better than the mystery house or whatever it was called in X & Y, but I'm sorry, an abandoned supermarket is not scary.