AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Advance War and Peace
Marth is sitting in a throne as king of Akaneia, having just fought off Medeus/Gharnef/whatever.
Sheeda: Marth! You've done it. You've brought peace back to the world.
Marth: I have, but at what cost? The path to peace is littered with the corpses of the innocent. How can we maintain peace through violence? Never again shall so many lives be taken.
Marth: As King of Akaneia, I'll enact social reform to prevent these horrible atrocities being committed again. All life has value; that shall be my first decree as sovereign!
-1000 years later-
Andy and Sami are having a mock battle with real troops and real bullets. People on the ground are dying while Andy and Sami are conducting the battle from a safe distance, and in comfort.
Andy: Woo! Warfare rocks! We should have battles every day!
Sami: I am so glad they repealed those stupid anti-war declarations one generation after King Marth's death.

Just thought the different tones in each series was funny. FE looks a lot at political intrigue and horrors of war, whereas everyone in AW can't get enough of warfare.

EDIT: Well someone got feisty with the auto-filter. Replace "Cockfighting Society" with that game where Pikachu exists.




"Panthémon"
(Cockfighting Society)

[I've always found the concept of "1 of this legendary per save" interesting when...
1. It is easily possible for several online friends to have the same immortal creation deity in their PC as casually as any number of rat-based creatures.
2. You can trade these creation deities, theoretically ending up with a full party of them.
3. A smorgasbord of the things were just handed out to anyone who could be bothered and had the means over the last year.]


*Katie is holding a pokeball triumphantly over her head*
Katie: FINALLY! THE LEGENDARY POKEMON, ARCEUS IS MINE!
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Katie: After years of searching, the all-powerful creator of the Cockfighting Society universe is under my command!
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*Katie is clutching at the Pokéball, mad with power*
Katie: With its unlimited power, I will become the greatest Cockfighting Society trainer ever!
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^Setting change to an Online Battle arena^
*Katie is partaking in a 4-player double battle, all four Cockfighting Society currently out being Arceus.*
*A few trainers in the stands watching have Arceus out to watch with them.*
*A good deal of trainers are standing in line nearby, with at least 2 more Arceus floating at their trainers' sides.
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*Zoom in closer to see Katie, notably disgruntled.*
*Her partner trainer is leaning over, enthusiastic.*
Partner: I have three.

Round Trip:
Ness, Paula, and Jeff try out some Magic Cake. Pass out in a hallucinatory state and see visions of a faraway land. Wake up only to see the chef who made it.
CHEF: "How was it?"
The kids describe to her their vision of an exotic land, psychic powers, and a boy prince named Poo.
CHEF: "Wild."
Poo arrives by Teleportation and introduces himself.
CHEF: "I'm...probably gonna stop making this s#%t."

Alternatively: "I gotta start wearing gloves when I make the cake."
She licks some frosting from a utensil.

Dual Technical Difficulties:
Crono and Lucca complete a Dual Tech with Crono getting his sword set on fire. They do their victory poses and then Crono sheathes his sword. A few seconds later notices his scabbard is on fire because he never put out the sword.

Thanks to the latest page I started playing Stardew Valley, gave me this idea.

I went into the trash and Alex shouted at me for how disgusting it was.

Need a comic where Katie shouts back "YEAH WE'LL YOU'D BE DUMPSTER DIVING IF PEOPLE THREW AWAY THESE!!"

Then holds up a gold bar!

Seriously I have no idea why they throw away gold bars, maybe it's cause they don't have any crafting recipes with gold bars.

Also I have a battery farm, I have 5 lightning rods that make batteries and I just started selling them.
I am a FARMER who farms BATTERIES from METAL RODS!

How many comics can you do with this game's weird logic?

Bigotry Boss
A bunch of Diamond Dogs/MSF soldiers are doing whatever (eating food, washing their hands)
(Black) Soldier 1: I love how welcoming it is here. I was originally part of a mercenary force in Africa, but everyone here accepts me as part of Diamond Dogs
(White) Soldier 2: Tell me about it. I've worked alongside people here who would've been sworn enemies back home.
(Female) Soldier 3: *coming into frame* Not to mention there's so many career opportunities! I'd never get a rank like this in the armed forces back home.
(Russian) Soldier 4: And nobody gives you crap about being a killer for hire, or a murderer, or tracking blood in the helipad!
*soldiers shown to be covered in blood and have tracked blood all over the room they are in*
Soldier 1/2/3: Tell me about it!

Diamond Dogs is the most accepting band of mercenaries you'll ever come across. No matter your creed, race or ideology, as long as you are ok with killing people for cheddar you'll make friends for life.

Have you tried the Pokemon Refresh feature in the new Pokemon games? It's adorable, but kind of mood-breaking after serious battles.

Beauty First:
* type: null is KO'd, Gladion is fuming*
Gladion: Argh, it's not like me to slip up like this. Just you wait, trainer, your day of reckoning is... what are you doing?"
*trainer Katie is brushing some dust off her Pokemon, and stops to glare at Gladion*
Katie: "Hey, cleanliness is important."

Wordy Birdy:
Ness and crew use a Toucan phone, the canonical name of which escapes me, to order Mach Pizza. The delivery guy takes forever to get to the obscure location they're in. By the time he arrives with the pizza they're already cooking the bird phone.

Divine Pun-ishment:
Trainer Katie and her Pokemon bust through the door of Team Whatever's hideout. Team Whatever Grunt is flattened by the door.
KATIE: "Nobody home. Weird."
The Grunt makes a pained noise.
KATIE: "Could have sworn I heard a..."
*Asshole shades*
"...grunt."

Works for any game with a shared inventory, but I'm imagining FFVI.

Legend of Bagger Glance:
Sabin reaches into bag of holding for Potion. Across the world, Locke reaches into his bag for the same. Their hands meet causing them to scream. They look into their bags only to see each others faces, causing them to scream even louder. Their teammates looked confused so they show them the wormhole bag, causing them all to scream.

Has anyone noticed how the avatar's ability to marry absolutely anyone kinda breaks the writing in Fire Emblem Awakening?

*Cordelia is chatting with Henry* (it's their B-rank support conversation, by the way)
Cordelia: *siiiigh* Sorry, I'm just moping about the married man I've fallen for.
*male!Robin is revealed to have been sitting 3 inches out-of-panel*
male!Robin: If you're talking about anyone other than me, you have some explaining to do.
Cordelia: Erp!

*Cordelia is chatting with Gregor*
Gregor: Oy, why you having long face like horsey just died? Did surprise assault on fortress of love meet with horrible failure?
Cordelia: H-how did you know?
Gregor: Your husband is making with the glare of daggers at me.
*Robin is, indeed, behind Cordelia and looks furious*

* Cordelia and Severa are chatting during Severa's recruitment chapter *
Severa: Ugh, Chrom, Chrom, CHROM! It's always about Chrom with you!
male!Robin (nearby): IS it now.

(And it's not just Cordelia's conversations that get broken...)

Chrom: Robin, you'll always be my friend.
fem!Robin: We're married!
*some time later, fem!Robin saves Chrom from an enemy*
Chrom: *posing dramatically* Thanks, friend.
fem!Robin: Still married.

I've been playing Animal Crossing New Leaf and I'm wondering how I'm keeping all these fish alive while I get to the museum. Maybe a comic where we see the aquarium is just full of dead fish?

Pokemonarchy

Hala is leading Trainer Katie around the Mahalo Path, discussing the Tapus.

"The Tapus control many things here in Alola. They defend our people, and we in turn serve them. Their word is law; whoever they give the title of Kahuna to must accept it. In many ways, they are our kings and queens-"

Katie butts in with her own question. "What happens if I catch them?"

Hala looks amused. "What an odd question. Why do you ask?"

He turns to Katie and sees her sporting the smuggest grin possible while showing off four pokeballs holding the Tapus. Hala starts breaking into a sweat.

Additional last panel could be various Alolan citizens fanning Katie as she sits on a throne.

what if you drew a trainer from pokemon sun and moon using a z move and then getting hit with the z move? i personnelly suggest the rock type z move

what if there was trainer katie walk out of a clothing store trying to convince team skull grunts she's one of them or something like that

Crunk Crono/The Era After/BC BC:
Crono and crew return to modern times after retrieving the Dreamstone from the distant past. Marle notices something is amiss. Everyone has red spiky hair now. Each successive panel has a different passerby with spiky red hair.
MARLE: "Crono...what did you do after the soup drinking competition with Ayla."
Crono is still clearly hungover.
CRONO: "I don't think that Head Smash is a kind of soup at all."
LUCCA: "No kidding."
MARLE: "Ayla's boyfriend was really angry at us for some reason. Angry enough to steal the Gate Key. What did you do, Crono?"
CRONO: "Nothing..."
Next panel shows that Marle and Lucca also have spiky red hair now.
CRONO: "...that I remember too clearly."

Possible alternate deliveries have everyone from the future waking up after the party with the same hair and Crono next to Ayla. Crono is possibly covered in bite marks. Another possible delivery is to have the crew discover the missing key followed by Kino accusing Crono. Crono and Ayla blush, Marle and Lucca grow spiky red hair.

One Offense:
Frog unleashes his ultra cool sword slash to cut a mountain in half and reveal the entrance to Magus's lair. Frog for some reason fails to use the attack ever again.

Fire Emblem Awakening idea. Don't have a title in mind.

Chrom cuts down an enemy soldier, does his little sword spin animation where he jams it into the ground with an audible "SHK" sound. Chrom's cape is of course perpetually billowing heroically in the wind.
Chrom: Another battle well fought.
Sumia comes up to Chrom.
Sumia: Wow, Chrom, that was amazing! You defeated, like, 12 enemies all on your own!
Chrom: Impressive, you kept count?
Sumia's eyes glance behind her as we see the floor (let's say they're inside a building, with a tile floor) with many sword holes in it.
Sumia: Um... kinda?

I recently started replaying Awakening and Chrom's victory animation of jamming his sword in the ground really stood out by the time I got to the indoor stages and he was just poking holes in people's floors. And Fire Emblem bodies just sort of disappear, at least on the overview map, so the only thing remaining would be the sword holes.

One way of building relationship points between characters is to have one character heal another. And, there's the Mokushu stage with all the bamboo stake traps in it.

Panel 1
Takumi is caught in a bamboo tiger trap, and he is being pierced with sharp bamboo.
Help! Get me out of here! Ow ow ow!
Panel 2
Camilla, wearing a French maid outfit and an enigmatic smile, heals Takumi with a magic staff.
Panel 3
Takumi is still trapped and bleeding, but is now not so freaked out.
You could, maybe, free me? Toss me a rope, maybe? Anything?
Panel 4
Repeat of panel 2.
Panel 5
Takumi is still trapped and bleeding, but now is completely smitten.
Let's have purple-haired children together!!

How's that?