AWKWARD ZOMBIE

South Park: Stick of Truth comic idea.

(NewKid!Katie slashes at a Dire Bear with her Sweet Katana, said Dire Bear explodes into ludicrous gibs after one slash, blood splatters onto her armor)

NewKid!Katie: (looks at her Sweet Katana while sheathing it) Well, that was absurdly easy, I wonder how that works.

(NewKid!Katie accidentally pokes Princess Kenny with the Sweet Katana's sheath, Princess Kenny explodes into ludicrous gibs. NewKid!Katie gives a look that screams 'uh-oh'.)

Stan Marshwalker: Oh my god, she killed Kenny!

Elf King Kyle: You Bastard!

Old Fart:
Smash cast is sitting around the dinner table eating. Suddenly the words "Sudden Death" appear onscreen. Wario seizes up and falls over. The rest of the cast look worriedly at their food. Dr. Mario reaches down and checks Wario.
DR. MARIO: "Heart attack."
Rest of the cast goes back to eating.

Arceus Rest in Peaceus/Deicide What to Do:
Trainer Katie takes on an Arceus in battle and tries to capture it. Accidentally makes it faint. The sky goes dark. The seas turn to blood and birds fall to the ground. Katie is shown spraying the fallen God with Potions and trying to use Revives by the handful.
KATIE: "Sorry, I'm sorry you don't have to get in the Pokeball but you have to WAKE UP!!"
Extend the joke by having her unable to find its mouth for reviving.

Alternative punchline has her make a Dialga faint resulting in six identical panels.

Gravity Complying:

In Mario Kart 8, Toad drives onto the anti-gravity portion of Mario Circuit and starts driving upside down. He drives off one of the ramps and jumps out of his kart to do a trick. He plummets to the ground.

Panel 1
General Pepper: "Star Fox! We need your help!"
Fox: "On our way!"

Panel 2
*cuts to the Star Fox team running down a single hall*

Panel 3
*the team is still running, getting tired now*

Panel 4
*team finally gets to Arwings*

Panel 5
Fox (gasping for breath): "Peppy, remind me why we put the arwings as far as possible from the cockpit!?"
General Pepper (via radio): "FOX WHERE ARE YOU!? THEY'RE ABOUT TO-"

Panel 6
*team watches in horror as planet explodes, static comes from radio*

Panel 7
*two years later, the team is flying a brand-new Great Fox, complete with arwing bay right next to the cockpit*


I always wondered why star fox games always introduced the team while showing them running what has to be miles down a hallway to get to their main mode of operation. Absolutely no decent carrier would ever be designed that badly. Comic idea is open to edits for the sake of quality.

Not sure this has been suggested already

Fire Emblem Fates, Revelations Path

Corn, standing in front of a combined Hoshido/Nohr 'army': Okay, so thanks everyone for coming together to hear all about our true, shared enemy.

Corn, close in: And it's...mutual prejudice!

Corn, walking down two lines of confused people, passing out wedding rings/bouquets: Right. Now, everyone from over here get married to everyone from over there, starting...now!

Corn, back at podium, or giving rings to an impossible couple, say Kaden/Keaton: Maybe if we have time we can track down wherever those glowing purple jerks are coming from. Eh.

I'm not sure I have the joke down really, but...why bother beating up a purple space dragon if you can basically solve Hoshido and Nohr's war problem with a lot of smooching?

Because a lot of players basically have their NPCs jailed at the endgame in Terraria so that events are less likely to kill them I thought it would be funny to have, say, the arms dealer and the mechanic lament about how boring it is to be cooped up in the 'town'.
Then they look a window and see the player fighting one (or more) of the mechanical bosses, but give a bored sigh regardless.

Don't know if this counts as spoilers, but, this one's only one panel, and the scene is pretty obvious:

Why no, [person], who would ever have thought wearing a mask and waving a ceremonial dagger around in the company of one other person who ends up dead would ever be an issue??

Dex's Lab:
Trainer Katie enters new region of Alola. Catches a bunch of new Pokemon.
KATIE: "Fantastic. Now let's fill that Pokedex."
Katie subjects each new Pokemon to a bunch of different stimuli to determine how they evolve. I'm imagining an assembly line style machine. Each Pokemon is exposed to various kinds of radioactive stones, sunlamps, moonlamps, excessive amounts of Rare Candies, centrifuges, electrical discharges, high speed collisions, rain, etc. Katie fills out a checklist as she pelts the subject.
KATIE: "Hmmm...only one thing left to try..."
Final item on the list is Affection and Happiness. Katie walks up and hugs traumatized Pokemon. Pokemon doesn't seem to get much happier.
KATIE: "Maybe I should have led with that one..."

Follow the Thread: (Etrian Odyssey 4)

Katie's guild is being chased through the Lush Woodlands by one of the bear FOE's. They eventually wind up in a corner, with the bear about to lunge at them.

"Katie used the Ariadne Thread!"

A portal appears behind the guild and they jump in, with the bear looking confused.

Jump cut back to the town, with the guild dusting themselves off.

"Well, good work today, guys, let's head back tomorr-"

The bear pokes it's top half through the portal and starts clawing at them, sending them and the whole town into a panic.

Metaphorical Mayhem:
Trainer Katie is fishing when Trainer Norrin passes by.
NORRIN: "What are you up to?"
KATIE: "Just killing time."
A rend in reality opens up and Dialga sticks his head through.
DIALGA: "F#&KING TRY IT !!"

File under: Things That Are Probably Funnier In My Head

Séance Oversight/Ear Squirm
Panel 1: Rayfa does her séance in court.
Panel 2: In addition to various background noises, séance shows the victim could hear the Plumed Punisher theme in their final moments.
Panel 3: Gilligan Cut to immediately before the murder, with the murderer sneaking up behind the victim.
Victim: Man, I've got the Plumed Punisher theme really stuck in my head right now...
Panel 4: Cut back to court.
Judge: Well, clearly there's only one explanation for this. The culprit was obviously the composer of the Plumed Punisher theme. Have him arrested immediately!

Brynhild'oh
Panel 1: In My Castle, Jakob comes up to Leo, looking annoyed.
Jakob: Lord Leo, might I have a word?
Leo: Hm? What is it?
Panel 2: pan out to show the entire castle overgrown with trees from various castle battles, while Flora and Felicia are in the background trying to cut down the ones that have broken up the flagstones around the throne.
Jakob: Stop doing this.

DRAGON BALL SUPER SPOILERS
(During episode 59)

Sayan Of War
(As per the episode)
Future Trunks: I never imagined that I would be cheered up by myself.
Young Trunks: No problem, me, now I just have to train you how to kill an immortal!
Future Trunks: But Zamasu still has...
Young Trunks: Trust me, me.
(Sitting in front of a TV, camera focused on them, Young Trunks is holding a controller)
Future Trunks: I had no idea video games were this violent...
Young Trunks: Now you do this to tear off his head! (Tearing sound, screaming)
Future Trunks: I'mgonnabesick! (Exit panel right)
Young Trunks: I had no idea I was so squeamish...

Bird Dog:
"I can't believe they let him fly the helicopter."
"Why, because he's only got one eye?"
Helicopter wrecks.
"Not the biggest issue."
D-Dog sits at controls of crashed helicopter.

What's Elimine is Yours
FE7!Tactician Katie and Serra are looking at an artwork depicting Saint Elimine, founder of Etruria and one of the Eight Generals who fought in the Scouring.
Serra: [explains backstory crap]! She was last seen ascending to the heavens, so she could watch over all of Etruria.
Katie: I'm pretty sure I've seen her before.
Serra: what
Katie: She gave me a Silver card and some statboosts and stuff.
Serra: The holy saint Elimine DID NOT descend from heaven to give you trifles and I will NOT have you blaspheme in front of me.
Cut/flashback to RealLife!Katie plugging in a Gamecube to her GBA, playing the Mario Kart: Double Fash bonus disc.
Elimine: I bestow upon you these sacred gifts! (surrounded by legendary items covered in a holy light)
Katie: Cool.

I like how this backstory character who would otherwise only ever just be spoken about has a canon appearance, except said appearance isn't in game or even supplementary material like an artbook, but a bonus disc for a video game that also came with game demos.

Based off of the fact that you can marry the goddess in Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town:

So you spend all that time catching fish and collecting pretty much everything to ship out on your farm

You do all of this in order to marry the Harvest Goddess in the game

So basically, Farmer does everything in the game to win HG over, finally gets married, and then realizes it's not for him.

Divorces the goddess, marries someone else, (Mary seems like a great candidate)

Now, once a week a storm just destroys his farm and wipes out everything they own. Current wife could be confused why this keeps happening.

He constantly screams into the storm that the 'alimony check' is in the mail.