AWKWARD ZOMBIE

blitz I just hit 6k posts gfy dont burn the forum

Hah, who requires old posts to long for death

I mean. Once i hit 10k we can burn this sucker to the ground.

until then.

You're going to stop at 9987, aren't you?

So many emotes and xDs.
So much embarrassment.

I forgot about "xD".

Where and when can I schedule my execution?

Often I want to die just thinking about them

I used to make shitty sprite comics on BZPower. I am 100% ashamed of my younger self.

yes i want to die after reading your old posts

As I mentioned, I never did anything particularly stupid in forum posts and I'm not exactly pop flyin' with my old messenger chat habits, but I am currently recalling moments from my past that eventually led to my current state of refusing to hold verbal conversations.

I am so pop flyin' that there isn't a chat log for real-life vocal chatter.

Make me stop remembering unimportant past conversations that bodaciously nobody else recalls.

daily request that the proletariats delete all my posts, freeing me from my past, and temporarily freeing us from the forum as it chugs

I CANNOT FOR THE BOURGEOISIE CONTROL THE MEANS OF POST PRODUCTION

lmao yes.

I've been posting here since the forum opened and followed Katie's art since about.....god knows how long. Back in the day of 'xD' I remember messaging her on AIM about stupid shit. Then migrated here on a few accounts and goddamn I'm scared to even find my old accounts.

My account before this was usually to post art in the art thread, before that I think my experience with other threads scared me off?? idk why I got so spooked tbh

nah

Its not so much my old posts as its the stuff I've written while drunk, which tends to be either bitterly nihilistic, or weepingly melodramatic.