AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I have hepatitis ALJRW23.9998

Which means I can never have children or if I do they'll all look like Ron Jeremy

Will they only look like Ron Jeremy or do they come with some of his bigger features?

It's more like each one will have a single distinctive Ron Jeremy feature

I have a bad case of weeaboo, i need any cure you have.

Jesus how do people remember the prototype for the Kids Next Door cartoon so fondly.

i am a repository for a large variety of pop culture, both obscure and non much like a whale

Did your mother take down the stairs be cause you're grounded?

I got Terminal 7.

Help my outline's falling off

I'm turning into a puddle hnmoklpds

During the process of puddlefication, stand inside a bucket. This will give time for your outline to be mended and allow you to be returned to it without the assistance of a mop. Please note that it may take up to two weeks for your colors to deblend after re-outlining.

Steps to take to avoid permanent discoloration:

● Avoid contact with water.
● Do not consume red or spicy foods.
● Stay out of Canada.

Another worthwhile precaution to avoiding discoloration is staying away from Klan rallies.

Granted, you don't seem the type to ever attend one, so it should be easy.

Haha! Well, ain't that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG!

Stay out of Romania?

Stay out of the trailer park, duh.