HORRIBLE DISEASE HELP ME HOTLINE

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 12:37 am

DISEASE PLEASE

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

Disease-1-1, what's your STD?

Alkarii · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 1:11 am

Spontaneously combustible pubic dandruff! And I think it has mutated into an airborne strain! (I was up to some mad scientist shit again...)

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:06 am

I GOT SALMONELLA FITZGERALD

Alkarii · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:08 am

I saw that cartoon. I keep thinking of that part every now and then.

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:19 am

DOCTOR NOW

Fordicon98 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:35 am **Posts:** 268

Did someone order some crabs?

shazza · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:02 am

it's herpes

Airra · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:14 am

I am afraid everyone has been diagnosed with a severe case of Zombies.
The only known cure is Braaaaaiiiins™.

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:21 pm

Valbrandur wrote:

I GOT SALMONELLA FITZGERALD

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

I'm afraid we've got to amputate.

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:37 pm

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:05 pm

Salmonella and this moment top the episode

Alkarii · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2016 7:17 pm

Either you can feel the Bern, or feel the burn... And it's called chlamydia.

The moral of the story is: Cover your stump before you hump!

Scoot · **Posted:** Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:27 pm

BAM Look at that bacon sizzle! Was a defining moment in my childhood.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE