AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Mario and Luigi, Ream Team:
Mario, Luigi, and Paper Mario needs more Paper Toads to build stuff. They skip the whole rescuing part and just use the copy block on them to create a legion.

Snot Good:
Luigi feels a sneeze coming on. Reaches into his pocket for a handkerchief. Pulls out a Paper Toad by accident and blows a hole through him.

Vehicular Toad Slaughter:
Daisy goes offroad on a track to use a shortcut. Hits a Toad mowing the grass on a riding lawnmower when she does so. Possibly open with Toad going to work.

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Please?

I had an idea, but no execution:

In fallout 4 you have Power Armor, which is big a bulky and most likely extremely heavy. A companion of yours Danse wears such as set, as you can too.

Also, most, if not all of the elevators in Boston seem to be undamaged (which is saying a lot about the elevator makers in Boston) you use the elevators to ride to different floors of the dungeon

But don't elevators have a max weight limit? Isn't it well below two full men in one ton metal suits?

The armor gets sent up in the elevator. The user runs up the stairs to catch up with it.

Mean Green Machine:
Mario, Luigi, and Paper Mario battle a hoard of Paper enemies and are getting trounced. Luigi finally loses it. Stares at Paper Mario. Paper Mario averts his eyes. Luigi stops fighting like a Mario Brother and instead starts ripping the enemies to shreds by hand.

No Me Metro:
Katie sends out Togepi against a minor foe. Uses Metronome. Togepi uses Zap Cannon.
KATIE: "Awesome."
Katie sends Togepi against a major foe. Uses Metronome. Togepi uses Growl. Togepi gets destroyed.
Joke also works in reverse.

Clubs, Swords, Guns/Final Smash/Bounce Man:
Mario and the other Smashers are standing at the entrance to the...house...manor...compound?...whatever letting people in.
MARIO: "Come in, come in. All fighters are welcome."
Cloud walks in. Mario sees his Buster Sword and gets nervous. Bayonetta walks in with a gun on each limb. Corn walks in with limbs that bite and a chainsaw sword. Mario gets concerned. Looks outside at the crowd of hopefuls. Sees Bomberman carrying a pile of lit explosives. Dante carrying a bloody blade and a gun. Jack from Mad World with a chainsaw coming out of his wrist. On and on with various characters carrying over the top weapons. Mario put out a sign that lists Maximum Occupancy 58.
MARIO: "Full up."
Isaac, Snake, and Wolf are stuck behind the crowd and can't be seen.
ISAAC: "Ohhh, horse****!"

Heyo, got an idea for another FE Fates comic.

Because when you feed Lilith a bottle of milk in the castle, she pretty much just bites into it like it's any other food item.
I just need Corn's reaction to this.

Last couple panels is her then vomiting up a gold bar and Corn reluctantly picking it up

Foresight is 20/20
Shulk, Dunban and Riki are fighting a powerful monster. The monster is trying to attack Dunban; Riki and Shulk are on it's flanks.

Shulk: I'm getting a vision... Look out Dunban! (A blue tinted vision of Dunban being bitten is seen, in Shulk's eyes or in the panel somehow)

Dunban: We need to make sure that doesn't happen!
Riki: Riki got this! *hits the monster spectacularly, shattering the vision Shulk had*

Shulk: Good work, R- *gets another vision* (in this vision, the monster has swallowed Riki whole and part of Riki's gear is hanging out of it's mouth)
Dunban: Yes, excellent work Riki! We've avoided a terrible fate!
Shulk (trying to be nonchalant and failing): HA HA HA YES. THAT WE HAVE.

based on Xenoblade Chronicles. visions show you when a powerful attack will happen, which you ideally use to prepare for said attack. That said there's nothing stopping a clumsy player from actually making the situation even worse than what was foreseen.

Haunter forgot Scary Face! (next panel shows a Haunter with the most adorable face ever)

It's been done before.

Pokeproposal:
Primal Groudon unleashes Desolate Land. Beedrill uses Infestation. Poison Pokemon uses Smog. Crops are devastated.
FARMER: "Look. We're starving as a civilization because of this sport. If you trainers aren't going to stop, we're going to have to start eating the Pokemon that lose."

Berry Berry Nix/Oops No Berries:
Farmer pleads with Trainer to lay off with Primal Groudon.
TRAINER: "It automatically transforms!!"
FARMER: "Well give it something else to hold!"
TRAINER: "Like a Berry?"
FARMER: "Yes, like a..."
Farmer looks over at devastated crops.

Herbivoracious:
We meet the vegans of the Pokemon world. The most badass and violent of all the lifestyles. We cut to a guy battling a live Tangela with a salad fork in one hand and a bottle of dressing in the other.

That one might work better for Manly Guys Doing Manly Things.

This idea was already used by a different comic called Rare Candy Treatment.

"Slowpoke is trying to learn Water Gun! But it already knows 4 moves. Will you make it forget a move to learn Water Gun?"
"Slowpoke forgot Amnesia!"
Slowpoke suddenly looks very attentive.
Trainer: Oh drat, should've picked a different move. Special Status buff is way more useful.
Goes to move tutor/relearner.
"Slowpoke remembered Amnesia!"
Slowpoke looks very confused again.

First Step/Malodorus and Melodious:
Ness makes it to his first Sanctuary at Giant Step. He stands in the middle and absorbs the melody. Gets stepped on.

Alternate punchline: Ness listens to melody and sees image of a small, cute puppy. The puppy gets stepped on.

Alternate punchline: Ness sees an image of a giant foot and wonders what it means. Gets stepped on.

Rip-ple Effect:
Lana attacks her opponents by ripping pages out of a spellbook. A few panels later we see Lana being banned from the Hyrule Public Library.

I've never played Fire Emblem but this could probably also work with FE characters since spellbooks have limited uses.

OOPS NO TITLE:
After a long, exhausting 8-man match in Palutena's Temple, Link finally wins with 689% damage. Pit gives him a high five. Link is sent flying into space by the high five due to his high damage.

OOPS NO TITLE, AGAIN:
Katie is using an Aerodactyl against a Staraptor (really, any flying type would work here). Katie orders Aerodactyl to use Fly. Aerodactyl flies to a high altitude. The opponent retaliates by ordering their Staraptor to use Fly, causing their Staraptor to fly up to the same altitude as Aerodactyl. Katie orders Aerodactyl to use Fly again, causing it to fly to an even higher altitude. The opponent's Staraptor also uses Fly again, causing it to fly to the same height. The cycle repeats until they fly out of the atmosphere and suffocate.

On another note, I left for a while because everyone seemed to be making fun of me. I know some of my ideas are REALLY bad, and I know I may have said a LOT of stupid things, but I really wish people wouldn't reject me because of them.

Ashes 2 Ashes:
Paper Bowser meets regular Bowser in his castle to team up. Paper Bowser seems a little hot.
PAPER: "Wow...gotta lot of lava in here, buddy."
REGULAR: "Yeah, my decor of choice."
PAPER: "More of a spikes guy myself cuz..."
Paper Bowser and all of his Paper minions burst into flame.

Musical Fruition:
The three Mario Bros prepare for battle against the two Bowsers.
STARLOWE: "Let's get ready and hold nothing back."
The Bros empty their stash of stat boosting beans and start eating them. Stats are raised. They rush off into Bowser's Castle.
A large noise and gas cloud follows. The castle is abandoned by quickly retreating minions.
STARLOWE: "Effective...but not what I meant!!"

Clair from HGSS was such a tough battle that I resorted to just using Hyper Potions till it had to struggle to death. After imagining how that battle must've played out, it made complete sense for her to deny me my badge after.

Clair: Kingdra, Hydro Pump!
Ethan: *sprays Hyper Potion*
Clair: Hydro Pump again.
Ethan: *sprays Hyper Potion*
Clair: Hydro--
Ethan: *gets ready to spray Hyper Potion*
Clair: ......... I'm not gonna give you a badge if you keep that **** up.
Ethan: ....
Clair: Hydro Pump, Kingdra!
Ethan: ...
Clair: *smirks*
Ethan: *sprays Hyper Potion*
Clair: