AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I have always had a thought about a comic for Animal Crossing: New Leaf, ever since I built the campsite. I am under constant vigilance for any super cute villagers to be camping in my town for the hope for them to move in, so whenever I see that little orange tent I get so excited and investigate right away. But more often than not, it is some hideous beast slumming it in my town, and I leave right as soon as the game finishes loading me in there without saying a word to them. I typically make a sound of my disgust and disappointment, and I can only imagine how this makes them feel.

So here are a few more Fire Emblem Fates ideas.

IDEA #1 (Kinda spoiler-y)

In Chapter 10 of the Revelation route, the boss covers the area with ice and stuff, with enemies hiding and preparing to ambush you. To get to the boss, you have to break through the ice. I thought it would be funny to see your units slowly chipping through the ice and frozen enemies.

IDEA #2 (Not spoiler-y)

In Fates in general, there are wacky items that can be used as weapons, such as: daikon radish, parasol, practice katana, bamboo pole, pine branch, carp streamer, hoe, chopstick, hair pin, paper, lantern, bottle, umbrella, broom, stick, frying pan, rubber bow, cupid's bow, violin bow, quill pen, stale bread, pebble, two different kinds of plates, candle stick, candy cane, mushroom staff, and bouquet staff.

Stinking Badges/Harmful Addiction:
Katie plays Badge Arcade. Plays a catcher with a bomb dropper. Bomb lands amidst badges and explodes. YOU GOT A BUNCH!! Katie stands outside the machine with four badges and glass lodged in her face.

does the creator of the comics still play wow? i enjoyed those strips like dark legacy

Forget about it

Sort of a different version of this comic: http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=010614

Katie goes to the daycare and gets and egg, and the breeder has no idea how it got there, so Katie explains the breeding proscess.

The next week, the breeder still doesn't know how the egg got there, even though katie explained it every day for a week.

Ending 1: Katie gets fed up and takes the breeder's job

Ending 2: The breeder goes to the hospital and finds out he has alzhiemer's

Take the Lead:
Ness takes on Happy Happy Cultist. Cultist hits him with a paintbrush splashing him with some blue paint on his face. Ness just holds his hands up in questioningly over what was supposed to hurt. Cultist says something nasty. "It's lead paint." Ness collapses. SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHH!!!

Sounds Off/Melodic Mischief/iRock:
Ness sees Jeff listening to something with headphones. Grabs them off his ears and takes away the Sound Stone they're plugged into.
NESS: "This isn't an iPod."
JEFF: "No kidding. It only holds eight songs."
Possible extension has Ness having to go back and re-record the Melodies.

Batawrong
Riddler taunting Batman about implanting a bomb in a criminal's head, to see if Batman will try to save him.
Batman talking to himself about how he can disarm the bomb with a large electric shock from his batarang.
As soon as he zaps him, the guy's head explodes.
Riddler: Seriously? Do you even know how bombs work!

(Got this idea from listening to my wife play Arkham Knight)

Toilet Humor/Too Ply to Survive:
Paper Toad wanders by a bathroom in Paper Jam. Gets grabbed by a desperate hand and pulled in. We hear a crumpled screaming.

Undernope

Asgore: Frisk, I am sorry for trying to take your SOUL.
Undyne: Don't worry about it big guy, I'm sure we've all tried to kill Frisk at least once!
Frisk stares at Sans.
Sans stares at Frisk.
Frisk. Stares. At. Sans.
Sans' eye flashes and he says 'Boo.'
Frisk freaks out and bolts at the exit.
Undyne: Hey, when did that punk learn how to run?

Diet of DeWittless:
Booker and Elizabeth walk through a rip in time. DeWitt develops a nosebleed.
BOOKER: "Ugh...I don't feel well."
ELIZABETH: "Your diet might be to blame."
BOOKER: "I need these Vigors to fight."
ELIZABETH: "Not what I'm talking about."
DeWitt looks at her innocently. Takes a bite out of a hot dog topped with cotton candy and sprinkled with popcorn.

Alternative punchline involves salts as a source of high blood pressure.

Insecticide:
Two adventurers reach a dead end in the woods after being chased by something. There's a loud buzzing noise getting closer.
ADVENTURER: "They supposedly die after they sting you if it's any consolation."
A swarm of Beedrills descend on them.
ADVENTURER 2: "It's not."

Possible extension:
"Well, I suppose they'd die after stinging us three times."

Or a Mega Beedrill

Any Fire Emblem Game Comic, but I'll use Blazing Sword for examples
There are some units that will only retreat because plot armor, while others will die when they reach 0 HP, so I was thinking something along the lines of:
Big tough unit (Wallace, Hawkeye, Dorcas?) is shot in foot by an arrow by a weak looking enemy archer, HP reaches 0, instantly keels over and dies. Eliwood/Hector/Lyn is in shock.
Wimpy unit that simply retreats (Nino or Ninian or something) confronts a gigantic general with an axe. Gets brutally slaughtered off panel while the 3 lords watch in terror.

After battle, Nino/Ninian apologizes. "Sorry, Lord Eliwood, I can not fight any longer. I must retreat."
The lords are confused/annoyed as Nino/Ninian is in terrible shape, eg holding their head in their hands or just being a disembodied head.

Damn Skippy:
Ness asks who ate his sandwich. Everyone denies it. Bowser skips out of the kitchen.

my idea: you know how roy seems hurt when he isnt remembered? at least in game any character to have an ability to acknowledge his existence (pit and palutania With pits taunt easter egg) doesnt even appear in melee. lucas on thr other hand was a brawl newcomer allng with pit. lucas should be hurt because the dlc version of the palutania easter egg says they dont know who they Are. i honestly think pit got a bit spoiled when uprising came out or something

one more idea. *insert pokemon that can use strength* USE STRENGTH. *trainer proceeds to struggle to push boulders as the giant animal that could do it themselves sits and watches* (description could say "to be fair the trainer does this every battle")