AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hello all, I'm Synrey, I'm the kind of person who lurks a lot simply because I don't know what to say, and when I do figure something out someone has beaten me to it.
Also my time zone means I'll be ahead of most people so if the world ends I'll be going first, that's how date specific apocalypses work right?

Hello! Welcome to the forums.

Just be sure to tell is when the world ends ahead of time so we have time to prepare for our bug overlords.

Ahh, fresh meat.

Thanks all, I'll be sure to let everyone know when things go fubar.

YOU SMELL CLEAN, HMMPH

Alright, whose bright idea was this.

It's been almost 10 years and my avatar is still at an unreasonably small measurement

Why has this injustice gone unnoticed for so long

I demand reparations for this terrible crime brought upon my person

So, what brought you back here after 6 years?

I had a dream that these forums were the last bastion of freedom

did I huff paint the night before or something?

Probably. Shh, not here. Don't let the proletariats hear you.

You really think these proletariats are going to do anything on a forum that probably gets about as much traffic as a book store?

it's like testing god I am loving it

A lot of things have changed since you've been gone. The forum is now 95% gay, so it seems to have marginally decreased in gay since 2010.

And I was voted Prom Emperor. Kneel before me.

I don't know about you guys but what brings me back is often boredom and the fact that you guys are cool cats.

It's worth noting that how often I post has no bearing on how often I look at these forums.