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Also there are a lot of different kinds of beer, and they are all different! Don't swear off beers because you tried a Bud Lite once and it tasted like a gremlin had a runny shit in your mouth.

If you want to go for DELICIOUS over ALCOHOL CONTENT, then buy some amaretto and Rumchata. Amaretto you can mix with tons of stuff if you want it to taste delicious and almondy, and Rumchata you drink from the bottle because it is amazing.

If I absolutely have to drink beer, Guiness is my preferred choice.

Ice is a love it or hate it kind of thing. Most of my family hates it and it's the last thing that sits around for months in the variety packs because it's got no flavor and is only decent mixed (which at that point you might as well go for actual alcohol). Other people love it though or at least like that it's cheap? ??? Either way I would try it first before you commit to a 6 bottle pack.

Peach drinks are usually good. Some are way too sweet or have a kind of shitty fake taste, but you don't really see peach get as fucked up as other drinks. Depending on your preference of sweet vs. dry it's at least a good start

Ciders are wonderful and the more cloudy they are (at least with apple cider), the better. Clear ones are more processed and usually hard pasteurized and have a lower quality taste compared to the more "raw" cider. Don't worry though, just because it has a lot of stuff floating around doesn't mean it's pulpy if you hate pulp in orange drinks and lemonade. Just beware that you should store the cider properly because if it's not a hard pasteurization, bacteria can grow a bit easier.

Rum is great and you can do a lot with it. Rum and coke is a good starter drink for most people.

It's ok, kind of a standard Rum. A lot better then most cheap rums. Personally I tend to go more for things like Captain Morgan, Kraken, or Negrita. Spiced rums in general I like better, Bacardi starts to taste like cleaning fluid after a while.

I too mostly despise beer, but I've found that artisanal brews taste much better than regular beers (but which, depending on how expensive they are, might be a moot point). Vodka tastes absolutely gross but it's fine in cocktails (such as strawberry caipiroska or white russian) or mixed with fruit juice.

Public service announcement

Catch Fire is miles and miles better than Fireball, and is usually cheaper

That is all

1 shot of Fireball+1 bottle of Angry Orchard = Heaven

Vodka tonic is the most alcohol-y tasting alcohol I can stand, apparently.

You tried gin tonic yet? Still my favourite cocktail atm. Don't forget the ice and slice of lemon though.

It's on my list. I also had a lemon drop last night and that was great because it didn't taste like alcohol at all.

Wow, I think I am in love with moscato.

So sweet and delicious.

Wow OK so I walked over to the pub near my house and ordered a margarita and they looked at me like I had a third eye

Like

They still made me the drink but they actually had to look up the price because they didn't know how much it cost.

Also my bartender was super cute 10/10 would respect the shit out of